Eli The Cat

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

Sumtymes hidin is moar funn wehn peeples DUS knoe wahre yoo am 😸🧡

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Yoo coud flye thare in yore spaseshipp. Itt dusnot looke verry farawaye, mabbey evben coud maik itt inn tha hellocobber.

A small black cat with a white star on her chest is sitting in an office chair in a perfect loaf pose, all paws and tail tucked away.

Oah shee goin tobee missing hers mumm/dade...mine mumm werks wiv olde peeples whoo is notwell an shee lookered affter one off thare cattes inn hers offis affter tha cattes mumm passered awaye. Mine mumm sed thiss cattes mumm wass an verry speshul ladee.

Hims an shoutey fella birb! Ime fink hims wantin yore foodes an wotter butt too nerbus too trye wiv yoo thare, so him shoutin too maik yoo runaways. Ime sees rookes an crowes an jackdores an magenpyes hear, butt none rayvans inn thiss parte ov tha Youkay. Mine mumm luvs corvidds.

Shee is an teenytiney bigg sissfur !

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Ime fink shee mite knoe sumthfing thatt yoo doant knoe yett. Uss cattes canbee clevfer laik thatt. Staye stronk laik Flowler. 🧡

Wel dun Dooglemumm!!!

Yasss Saberin, yaaaasssss!!!! Hai fivfe!! 😸😸🧡🖤

Ime has beene on preevyus ecksperdishuns butt Ime isnot allways avaylubble too joyn, neckst tyme Ime wil!

Yoo eet carbord bocks butt nott hoppity crikitt?

Yoo is reddy fore sum beech tyme Briskit, lookin goode!

A young bearded man is holding and snuggling Eli the orange and white cat. Eli is resigned and just waiting for it to be over.

Thiss hapbens an lott arownd hear too...ime puts upp wiv itt acause mine Joels luvs mee an hims needes too coddil sumtymes. Ime is hims unwillin butt tollerent emoshunal supporte catte.

YOO ACKSHULLY EETED AN BITT OV CARBORD BOCKS! Is no wunder yore tonge iss so curley 😹😹

Yoo is lookin verry wel Charliebrone, fore an olde mann! 😸😹😸😹😸😹

Tha mute werd opshun hass bene avaylubble fore an yeer attleest, yoo shoud yoose itt. Remmembor, an catte toled yoo thiss...🧡

Whomst is tha verry bravfe catte sittink inn tha wotters?! Ime is hoaping too joyn yoo fore tha neckst plondr...shobbing tripp, Ime is lookin forewerd to Honnydures affter, Ime mite goe inn tha wotters mineself!!!

Ime has sed itt befoar an Ime saye itt agen - donot messs wiv Fizgigger!!

Wahtiss goin onn wiv yore tonge!!!!!!!

None badd chares oute thare!

Ime is gladd shee hads yoo too keepe hers sayfe. Mine mumm dusnot laik wimdy weathfer, wee was luckey wee didnot have tha storme.

Fizgigger an Charliebrone am tha moast happs marryed cupple in tha werld Ime fink.

Didyoo hav an stormy lass weeke Doogle?

I'm cannut belieef tha byootifull Moomouse woud bee sqwabblesome...

Thatis an crosss between an doggo and an donkkey.

Whye dus Missey hav hers foode inn an duffrunt playce frum Scamper an Moomouse?

Yass, muss gett tha callyder fore neckst yeer!

Waht an blirriant intervyoo wiv mine frend Flasch!