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not at all! They’re slowly going so hopefully I won’t end up with many before the end of the year

Thank you so much x

A wonky picture of a brilliant, unique illustration, Indiana Jones punching a Nazi.

"Time spent with cats is never wasted" quote by Sigmund Freud.

A charming picture of a black and white cat viewed through a wine glass to illustrate June 2026.

Delighted with my Nerdlinger calendar by @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social. It's beautifully illustrated, there's plenty of room for important dates and it arrived in perfect condition. Particularly chuffed with June, my birthday month. An ideal Christmas present for the nerd in your life.

Perfect mini-presents for the nerdlinger in your life

Hope the move went well :)

And a month early! I like it :)

Starting as I mean to go on, punching nazis for 2026

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When you move into a new home and the art you sent ahead is the first thing to go up

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Start someone off on a Teeny-Tiny Star Wars collection.

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They have some kitten James Wellbeloved bickles down but I (foolishly) wanted to spoil them. Lesson learned!

ADORABLE!

I’ve sent A TON. I’m really sorry but if people want them now they’ll have to cough up the £3 (blame the others!)

it’s the good shit. I just fed them half a sachet extra before bed because they were looking for food. I think it’s overfeeding

I want to do a secret santa for people who work freelance. Not sure how I’ll do it but if enough people want it I will!

AND WHO COULD BLAME THEM!?

My anti-nazi sticker is up in Cork! I sent a ton if these out. I guess some people just wanted a free sticker

my dad thinks I should go on Masterchef. I don’t want my fisog ANYWHERE

This is genuinely the most important advice on Bloo

My conspiracy theory is that bees don’t have knees and even if they did they’re not that great.

I went for my first Thanksgiving meal the other day and the lack of anything made me cry

Don’t even think about it.

I’m a light-sleeper. I’m awake and alert at the drop of a hat whereas my partner sleeps SO deep.

If I see a true-crime show with a home invasion while a couple sleep I always think they’re both deep sleepers.

It you’re a deep sleeper, don’t hook-up with another deep sleeper. You’ll be dead.

Dum de dum de dah

Played Sniper Elite 5 (I was an invasion sniper for Americans) at 4am and I regretted having the kittens for about 2 seconds before I looked down and saw this.

How can you be mad?