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The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.

I love you. You don't die yet.

Reasons to Survive November November like a train wreck— as if a locomotive made of cold had hurtled out of Canada and crashed into a million trees, flaming the leaves, setting the woods on fire. The sky is a thick, cold gauze— but there's a soup special at the Waffle House downtown, and the Jack Parsons show is up at the museum, full of luminous red barns. —Or maybe I'll visit beautiful Donna, the kickboxing queen from Santa Fe, and roll around in her foldout bed. I know there are some people out there who think I am supposed to end up in a room by myself with a gun and a bottle full of hate, a locked door and my slack mouth open like a disconnected phone. But I hate those people back from the core of my donkey soul and the hatred makes me strong and my survival is their failure, and my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over and I force myself toward pleasure, and I love this November life where I run like a train deeper and deeper into the land of my enemies.

Time to post the Tony Hoagland November poem again

you are now ejaculating manually

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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

I wouldn't have expected the God-Emperor of Mankind to be Gabe Newell, but at least I can say I was well prepared by all of the memes

I really need to return the Lathe to the tool library

the year is 2045. the world is covered by networks of increasing complexity.

two infamous networks vie for the scant disposable attention of the world's most privileged

this is the story of the Valve Epoch

Epic, having been acquired by Tencent after the TikTok War of '29, buys Apple for ~~anticompetitive~~ pro-consumer value reasons following Fortnite's new spinoff's massive global success and Apple's crashing market share with decreased access to Chinese manufacturing

but at least you'll be able to play Half-Life: Source out of the box on your toaster

prediction: we all end up using Steam's Linux distro as Microsoft continues to enshittify. There's a war in the Linux space between Google and Steam, and in the end Steam mostly wins, causing a fork. Steam, having achieved a partitioned monopoly, then enshittifies the consumer Linux ecosystem

Quark, visibly quailing: "oh, how was your time in the suite? you're back so quickly!"
CMDR Sisko wearing a Mariners cap: "deck's haunted"
Quark: "w-what?"
CMDR Sisko, cocking a freshly-replicated period-appropriate metallic slug thrower and stepping back through the sliding doors: "deck's haunted."

Quark, visibly quailing: "oh, how was your time in the suite? you're back so quickly!"
CMDR Sisko wearing a Mariners cap: "deck's haunted"
Quark: "w-what?"
CMDR Sisko, cocking a freshly-replicated period-appropriate metallic slug thrower and stepping back through the sliding doors: "deck's haunted."

"oh for Christ's sake Benjamin I thought I told you to stop loading up the simulation of the playoffs in '25 where the Mariners don't make it to the Series, damn thing's cursed" - O'Brien, probably, describing our universe

It’s genuinely incredible a political party would build up such a groundswell of momentum with a shutdown and massive landslide political victories across the country only to turn around and gut punch the entire country. It’s such a disaster. It’s such an incomprehensible self inflicted disaster

Americans on TV stop saying "coup de gras" when you mean "coup de grâce" challenge, you sound like you're talking about a sudden painful lipoprotein issue.

Cum for daddy

I wish all the best to Americans but I am fucking bone tired of America.

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Breeder reactors achieve this because their neutron economy is high enough to create more fissile fuel than they use. These extra neutrons are absorbed by the fertile material that is loaded into the reactor along with fissile fuel.

this shit sounds way too horny

shoving priceless artifacts inside my dickhole because my financial advisor told me i need sound investments

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