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Lover of cookies, writer of quality smut, very leftist, non-binary, he/them

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Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

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every-lemon
Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

22.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8393    πŸ” 1910    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 246

If you unsubscribed from Disney+, don’t resubscribe.

22.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1026    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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She Fought the Far Right Online for Years. Now She Wants to Do It in Congress Kat Abughazaleh, 26, made her name swatting down right-wing talking points on social media. Now she’s hoping internet fame can propel her to Congress.

Kat Abughazaleh, 26, made her name swatting down right-wing talking points on social media. Now she’s hoping internet fame can propel her to Congress. www.wired.com/story/kat-ab...

23.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1852    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 8
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🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

For the next month, we're doing an experiment: live-streaming as a core campaign strategy.

Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday, I'll be streaming with guests, games, and (of course) my cat, Heater. And if this works, we'll keep doing it.

Join us tomorrow, 7 PM CT.

22.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6647    πŸ” 1252    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 71

MySpace! LIVEJOURNAL!

12.03.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dying in Darkness: Jeff Bezos Turns Out the Lights in the Washington Post’s Opinion Section The tech mogul’s decision to revamp the editorial pages around his own views threatens not only independent journalism, but the Post’s business future.

Column: Jeff Bezos threw the Washington Post under the MAGA bus. His decision to revamp its opinion section threatens not just independent journalism, but the Post's business future, writes our senior editor Michael Schaffer.

26.02.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1286    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 36
Secretary Sean Duffy &
@SecDuffy
Big News - Talked to the DOGE team. They are going to plug in to help upgrade our aviation system.
10:37 AM β€’ 2/5/25 β€’ 71K Views

Secretary Sean Duffy & @SecDuffy Big News - Talked to the DOGE team. They are going to plug in to help upgrade our aviation system. 10:37 AM β€’ 2/5/25 β€’ 71K Views

Thoughts and prayers to anyone getting on a plane in the U.S. right now.

05.02.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3028    πŸ” 675    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 379
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Tim Leong @timleong.bsky.social inspired by Val De Landro @vdelandro.bsky.social made this, which I drop here for no reason whatsoever. Do with it as you see fit.

05.02.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Musk cancels voter’s healthcare

05.02.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I wrote this book that I’m quite proud of about how fundamental physics teaches us new and wonderful ways to think with and about our universe and it’s coming out next year and I’m worried about whether anyone will be in a position to read it πŸ˜” #BookSky

05.02.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1009    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 6

To America’s 2.3 million federal employees:

Don’t accept a buyout.

Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer.

And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it?

Sincerely,
Robert Reich
Former U.S.Secretary of Labor

05.02.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7523    πŸ” 2014    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 56

Another mess: "Top Dem on the House Intel Committee Jim Himes says in a statement that he understands that the White House β€œinsisted” on the CIA transmitting the list in an unclassified email" bsky.app/profile/hugo...

05.02.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Sound on!

22.01.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All those people posting math videos on PornHub come to the rescue

15.01.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 915    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 6
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There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

13.01.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12606    πŸ” 3740    πŸ’¬ 640    πŸ“Œ 1509

Haven’t read this yet but I'm sure it's going to be heart breaking. Take your time, folks, and take care of yourselves!

13.01.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were Jack Smith, I’d ignore congress, and anyone else who might get in his way, and leak everything.

12.01.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. There’s definitely fun in the Lynch version, but (i can’t spell his name)’s version really gives this profound sense that this universe is borderline unknowable. I love it.

12.01.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸŽ―

12.01.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1082    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

Inside of you, there are three blind mice.

12.01.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

Fun fact: my most popular post on twitter was, on Election Day 2016, posting "man I picked a bad day to get to the part in @greatdismal.bsky.social's The Peripheral where he describes The Jackpot", which he reposted.
first time I ever went viral.
still a haunting bit of text.

09.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I just say it’s incredibly irresponsible of the LA Times to put their (very detailed and reliable) fire map behind a paywall

08.01.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2007    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 31
he got you to stop trusting the media
he got you to stop trusting scientists
he got you to stop trusting our legal and judicial systems
he got you to stop trusting federal agencies
he got you to stop trusting military leadership
he got you to stop trusting economists
he got you to stop trusting educational institutions
he got you to stop trusting our closest allies
he even got you to stop trusting his own spokespeople

the only person you trust is him...
and that is why we say you're in a CULT

he got you to stop trusting the media he got you to stop trusting scientists he got you to stop trusting our legal and judicial systems he got you to stop trusting federal agencies he got you to stop trusting military leadership he got you to stop trusting economists he got you to stop trusting educational institutions he got you to stop trusting our closest allies he even got you to stop trusting his own spokespeople the only person you trust is him... and that is why we say you're in a CULT

he got you to stop trusting the media
he got you to stop trusting scientists
he got you to stop trusting our legal and judicial systems
he got you to stop trusting federal agencies
he got you to stop trusting military...

the only person you trust is him...
and that is why we say you're in a CULT

29.12.2024 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3966    πŸ” 1250    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 50

The Towers Of February by Tonke Dragt. It’s a kids book, and not a huge success in her home country of the Netherlands, so finding a translation here is challenging. I read it in 5th grade, I think. I found a copy and my ex-wife read it and said it explained a lot about why I’m so weird.

29.12.2024 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These losers do this because their only shot at companionship is a hostage situation, so they spend all day harassing people into thinking a woman’s self worth should resemble their own.

If they tried being kind and not approaching every relationship as a transaction, they would be much happier

02.12.2024 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 22241    πŸ” 2313    πŸ’¬ 319    πŸ“Œ 65
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Don’t leave out the context of what they have zero problem lying about now.

02.12.2024 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 832    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
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Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter β€” and every Republican lost their shit sit your hypocritical asses down and shut the fuck up

here's today's post: "Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter β€” and every Republican lost their shit" β€” sit your hypocritical asses down and shut the fuck up.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff β€”

02.12.2024 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4207    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 33
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Situation in the State of Palestine: ICC Pre-Trial Chamber I rejects the State of Israel’s challenges to jurisdiction and issues warrants of arrest for Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant Today, on 21 November 2024, Pre-Trial Chamber I of the International Criminal Court (β€˜Court’), in its composition for the Situation in the State of Palestine, unanimously issued two decisions rejectin...

The ICC has issued arrest warrants for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu and ex-Defense Minister Yoav Gallant.

The charges include the war crime of using starvation as a method of warfare and the crimes against humanity of murder, persecution, and other inhumane acts.

www.icc-cpi.int/news/situati...

21.11.2024 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The actor?? (Please let it be the speechwriter)

17.11.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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