Featherfoot

🥹WHAT A BLESSING!!!

Awww! Sounds like working with you all didn’t feel like work.

She said loving on y’all IS the vacation, so grab them flip-flops and roll!

a woman walking down the street with the words top that written on the bottom Alt: Female character from the movie, Teen Witch moving towards her male crush while breaking out in song. The song is a rap called TOP THAT. Her crush looks perplexed. Many viewers were as well because the song and choreography were not very good.

I present as supporting evidence… TEEN WITCH!

OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣

A former student put me on in 2009. She was in LOVE with Van Vicker!

You’ve taken me back and I can’t thank you enough!!!

I miss hearing you two!

Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter - Apple TV Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his…

My comedy special drops today!
Here are some links!!!

apple.co/49rqAN0

Jean-Louis Sabaji Couture Fall 2021
#fashionsky

5-6

1 razor blade under that scarf/ concealed in her hair

1-2 Razor blades in mouth (under tongue / against cheek)

Switchblade in cleavage

Folding karambit in that boot

Shiiit, she might even have a sharpened cymbal in that bag for a bit of whimsy

A display of 5 boxes, with 3 on the top and 2 on the bottom. They each say "Kudos" in different colors (blue, green, red, black, and yellow), with the image of a chocolate-covered granola bar on each. The copy reads "Oh So Good. Oh So New."

Kudos Bars (1986-2017): A line of chocolate-covered chewy granola bars, marketed as a healthier snack for kids, despite ostensibly being candy bars. Available in flavors like chocolate chip, peanut butter, cookies n creme, and many more. then eventually actual candy variants like Snickers and M&Ms.

Hear, hear!

Their protein shakes are the only ones that don't upset my digestive system and leave me with an unpleasant aftertaste.

Yesssss!!!! ✂️🌹

In the early 90s, my brother got a job at a grocery store in a suburban area solidly considered middle/upper middle class.

He came home talking about the number of white families spending food stamps.

When I tell you our flabbers were fully gasted! 🤯

Whatever you do… don’t let the people know about Ginuwine.

As someone who is old enough to have been able to enjoy BOTH bands when their music was first being released 😎, I will watch this clip every time it comes across my social media timeline.

I’m bathing.

I can use a little bit of my bathwater (freshly run) to brush.

Assuming I don’t have a toothbrush handy, (I mean it’s been 6 months and I haven’t brushed), I can chew up the end of twig and use it like a toothbrush to really get a good brush that’s better than a finger-scrubbing.

Aw! And that’s a smell that is gonna linger.

On another note, to me, “burnt the bacon” sounds like a British euphemism for saying someone effed up.

(British accent)
“You really burnt the bacon there, bruv.”

🫵🏽 YOU PREACHING!!!

When I finally gave myself permission to ignore, my favorite personal mantra became “No answer is an answer…”

MORNING!!!

The lil’ knot I’ve been ignoring on my ring finger joint is now sore.

I guess I need to see if I can have it removed or at least figure out how to get three more so I can retire my brass knuckles.

🤣🤣🤣 And they are all beautiful!

I’m in Memphis and from my house I can see a lil’ pink. 🥰

You’ve done a LOVELY job!

And they’re ALWAYS being quitters!

🤣🤣🤣

a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket Alt: Actor John Travolta, in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck, is holding a jacket. He appears to be confused and looks lost.

ME:

Me too! When are these yahoos gonna address ANDROPAUSE?

Talmbout MENOPAUSE causes divorce?

Guess when that testosterone drops & Mr. Bitch shows up, it's a good time, huh?

I've had an HRT regimen for years (testosterone & progesterone), & it's worked well for managing my perimenopausal symptoms.

The way Ms. Eva would have danced!

God bless @skincarebully.bsky.social for sharing her expertise, especially in these fiscally challenging times.

Never had a McRib & don’t knock those who do. Treat yo’ self!

However, in THESE times, I ain’t playing around w/ mysterious meat. That goes for Arby’s & those ibex elbow nuggets.

Fuck around & order a McRib & discover down the line that this year’s edition was made out of processed muppet muscle.

YES!!! 🥰 🥰🥰

I IMMEDIATELY started singing Carole King’s song version of this!

fry from futurama is shown with a sad look on his face ALT: fry from futurama is shown with a sad look on his face

NOBODY:

ME, watching Gary Coleman on
Good Times: I’da been whooped Gary’s ass…

Supreme sniffers!