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An orange double-sided suction cup with "UBERRIME" etched along the base.

The same suction cup, slightly compressed, as it's attached to a skin tone dildo and suctioned to the surface beneath.

A double sided suction cup turns pretty much any silicone dildo with a flat, flared base into a suction cup dildo.

(Suction cups work best on flat, textureless surfaces, like tile or smooth walls.)

Our Double Sided Suction Cup comes in 4 sizes and your choice of color: uberrime.com/products/dou...

Posts from Monster Cocks Official @monster-cocks.bsky.social. Post 1: yes we used AI to generate this image. Feel free to run away and never look back. Post 2: our good oh pal AI! Ever mess around with it? Post 3: You’re right—guess only massive, rich conglomerates should get to use AI shortcuts for digital assets. But heaven forbid a two-person company trying to get off their feet use it for a quick, simple asset— and everyone loses their minds. Such a pity y’all just don’t get it.

how to lose all my respect in 3 posts

maybe don't use the energy-guzzling plagiarism machine or be nasty towards people who aren't comfortable with their work being regurgitated by energy-guzzling plagiarism machines

The Trump administration announced plans to roll back protections that had reserved millions of acres of public land for conservation and recreation.

Advanced Couch Fucker | funkittoys use the code adVanced until september 5th, 2025 for 33% off!I heard J.D. Vance fucked a couch, but that's not what's weird about him. What's weird is he's a fascist yes man with a bunch of billionaire...

Having a sale on the Advanced Couch Fucker in "honor" of the hopefully soon president, and hopefully soon after, prison resident

use code "adVanced" at checkout to get it for a cool 20 bucks

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Hey folks, small heads up that the owner of @/Spicerackmarket is also the owner of Twisted Fantasy toys. (They created a sex toy based after a S/A item as a joke during the Depp/Heard trial.)

There’s other nuances, but wanted to give a heads up for those who may not know.

NoFrillDo | funkittoys NoFrillDo project description and purchase page

NoFrillDos are designed to be as affordable as possible, without compromising material safety. Models start at $20 us, with $7 flat rate shipping. funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Purple! Thank you for the opportunity & happy happy anniversary! 💜

Image shows two silicone toys made with clear blue/purple silicone with silvery star inclusions. One toy is our new small Vetti's Stinger made to look like a vespid abdoment coming from some honeycomb. The second is our new small Vetti's Tongue which looks like a vespid face with a long textured tongue. They are both sitting on a black bag with a green gooey heart decal. This is our Starry Vetti Giveaway! You can win this Small Vetti's Stinger and Small Vetti's Tongue. Read the rules and get some goodies.

It's been too long since we did one of these so let's have a GIVEAWAY!
Let's welcome two of our new models with a Starry Vetti Giveaway!

Winner will receive this small Vetti's Stinger and Small Vetti's Tongue and some other assorted GOODIES!

Please read all the rules and enter on THIS post!🐝💖

Puppy's recent twitter post

Heads up folks, @freakypuppy.bsky.social's account is currently compromised, according to their twitter.

They (hacked account) are currently DMing me here trying to get my discord and claiming they accidentally reported me and I need to "prove my innocence"

Take It Down Act: What to do if someone posts revenge porn or a deepfake of you From documenting evidence to understanding your rights, here’s what to know if someone shares your intimate images without consent — and what changes under the newly signed Take It Down Act.

If you have questions about image-based sexual abuse (aka "revenge porn," "deepfake porn," "nonconsensual pornography") here's a video explainer I did with @nbcnews.com about definitions, resources, and newly enacted federal legislation: www.nbcwashington.com/news/nationa...

Thank you so much for the wonderful two years!!!

To enter, please do the following-
-Follow us
-Retweet this post
-Comment what you’re looking forward to this summer 🩷

Winner will get a small 0030 surprise Hattie!
And a couple more for additional prizes 🩷

18+ only, ends 6/02 at 12pm est

Thank you for all the support.

An overwhelming majority of commenters (all but 3 out of 100s!) are calling BD's version out as a blatant design lift.

I thought this might go the other way bc they're so much bigger than me, but I'm glad to have stood up for myself + overjoyed that you all did too!!

Was this the Japanese or American version? It’s been awhile, but Ring 2 (Japanese) was decent.

💜 Thanks & I miss them too 🫂 I treasure my TOI 1338b pour party collection.

This is one of the painted rock lobster pics I used for my Amanita custom Bat hand painted. Yours came out really cool!

Ooooh these are stunning! 🖤

MILICENT PATRICK.
Artist & Creator of the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Best Sci Fi Toy: A.S.S.tronaught (Dilgo) Alabaster (Xenocat Artifact) Cyberpunk Dildo (Hankey’s Toys) Leviathan Pen (Knotty Myths Toys) Nellens Klaspers (Strange Bedfellas) Oolas Tongue (Alchemist Echidna) Ovipositor and Egg Mold (Bad Dragon) The Sentinel Fisting Dildo (Odyssey Toys) Thrikreen (Wandering Bard) Ursa Alien Stroker (XR Brands) Vault 69 Stroker (Otona JP)

Best Fantasy Toy: Cher the Pteranodon (Horny Ram Toys ) Crackers the Cockatrice (Bad Dragon) Dodge (Colorful Cook) Evil Fisher (Hismith) Fenrir (Bad Dragon) Hallux Paw (The Wicked Hunt) Hattie (Colorful Cook) Herman The Merman (Fiery Faerie Toys) Knaughty Dragon (Hankey’s Toys) Krothur (Erotic Effect) Lilium Grinder (Faux Phallus) Magnat that Flame Dragon (Naughty Fox Toys) Marella (Hodge Podge Entourage) Seahorse Wings Dragon (Oieffur) Unicorn (Hankey’s Toys)

Best Horror Toy: Chaos Beast (Wandering Bard) Chupacabra (Sexmares Toys) Draku Palm Grinder (Odyssey Toys) Harpy Bust (BardToys) Imago (Xenocat Artifact) Kohana (Nothosaur) Oni Grinder (Uncover Creation) Plugthulu (Lust Demonics) Reggie the Mothman (Bad Dragon) The Moon (All Night Toys) The Skeleton Tower (Sinloli / Wildolo) Trolldragon (Bad Dragon) Xarath: Lord of the Bones by Odyssey Toys (Odyssey Toys) Zombie Chai (Colorful Cook)

Best Anime Toy: Alara (Paladin Pleasure Sculptors) Eventide (Fantasy Grove ) Flared Lily (Dodo's Dongles) Fream (Intimaly) Hanzo (Bad Dragon) Kariss (Alchemist Echidna) Meo’s Ridge (Nothosaur) Sea Monster (Hankey’s Toys) Sharks Spear (Ambush Toys) The Leviathan (Odyssey) The Sentinel Depth Trainer (Odyssey) Toxxxik Stroker (Tentickle Toys)

Bazowie Award nominations are up and voting is open! Here are the toy categories. A bunch of great indies on this list!

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Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes.

You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.

My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.

www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

I’m SO excited for this model!

Same, friend, same! Maybe it’ll come back with the current 90s nostalgia 🤞

Black history is only offensive if you side with enslavers, segregationists, and other racists. It slaps if you have morality.

a closeup of a tiny silicone wolf squish

We maaaaay have another special lil treat or two in store for y'all on Tuesday. 🌙

I know things are getting tougher
When you can't get the top off the bottom of the barrel
The wide open road to my future now
Is looking fuckin narrow

Try your luck to win this toy and merch giveaway bundle! Win a medium/medium Daybreak and a large/soft Dragon Grinder, along with some exclusive merch that can currently only be gotten from giveaways or promotions and is not yet available for sale!

Leftists who don’t care about the war on porn should look closer. Obscenity laws are the first step in banning ALL “degenerate” art.

They are already saying that drag queens and trans people are sex predators. That queer books are porn. They are priming the people to lump it all together!!