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Side-by-side posters for movie musicals starring Hugh Jackman. The one on the left is for "The Greatest Showman" and has him smiling broadly. The one on the right is for "Les Misérables" and has him looking, well, miserable.

Which Hugh Jackman In A Movie Musical are you today?

What does it say about my mental stability if I legitimately teared up at the end of Family Guy's parody of Back to the Future? Not the actual Back to the Future. Family Guy's parody of it.

Told a guy on the bus that he needed to use headphones if he was gonna blare his music loudly on his phone, and you would've thought I asked him to kill a baby the way he absolutely melted down. It was honestly pathetic.

I watched K-Pop Demon Hunters in theaters this weekend and it was incredibly rad. Hearing a bunch of kids (and adults) scream-singing their hearts out to "Golden" is truly the way that movie is meant to be experienced.

I got home pretty late last night due to the Halloween of it all, and my neighbor's cat was NOT happy about it. He kept angrily meowing, lecturing me like he was Molly Weasley. "Where HAVE you BEEN???"

I am pleased to report to all my fellow gays that Demi's new album fucking slaps.

Me to any minor inconvenience in the last few years:

I just watched Casablanca, which I had never seen before, and I gotta say... that movie rules.

The other night I was in a friend's car waiting to get out of a parking garage. When it was almost our turn to pay, a guy tried to cut the long line by merging in front of us. And my friend simply kept pulling forward and didn't let him in, even after they smacked bumpers. Satisfying but terrifying.

I love fall because it means I get to bust out my seasonal candles and soaps, and make my whole room smell like pumpkin :)

It's been less than 24 hours and Apple Music tells me I have already listened to "Opalite" more than 30 times.

Look, I know time has passed and inflation is a thing, but Subway is absolutely CRAZY if they think they can demand over twenty dollars for a SIX-INCH SANDWICH when every millennial still knows the "FIVE. FIVE-DOLLAR. FIVE-DOLLAR FOOTLONG" jingle.

Every time I use a Lime scooter in WeHo, it blares a warning at me to get off the sidewalk even though I’m not ever on the sidewalk. Why would they include a mechanism for yelling at customers about taking the sidewalk when their scooters can’t actually TELL if they’re on the sidewalk or not?!

Discord be like "Oh hey, we're just gonna update real quick, since the best time to update is right when you launch the app, right? Surely you don't need it right now."

“There is a fine line between musk and funk.“

People make fun of the name “K-Pop Demon Hunters,” but let me just say, that title writes a check that that movie thoroughly cashes.

“If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people“ is an amazing quote that I think about all the time, and I’m always a little shocked when I then remember that it’s from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Saw "Twinless" tonight at a full theater with the perfect crowd for it (as a friend of mine pointed out, they applauded after the Nicole Kidman ad, which meant they were theatergoers of taste, aka fellow gays). We laughed, we cried, we gasped - a LOT. It's very well-done and I highly recommend it!

Apparently, “I’ve got my work cut out for me” just means “I have a lot of work to do”? I thought it meant “I have a lot of things to work on, but it’s all pretty straightforward so it shouldn’t take me too long.”

I’m kind of surprised by how much I actually liked “Happy Gilmore 2.” Maybe it was all the goofy slapstick. Maybe it was because the main plot was a surprisingly tender look at how a family learns to keep going after the unexpected death of their beloved mother. It was definitely one of those two.

Y'all, I'm almost positive that when he finally, finally, finally fucking dies, the rest of his administration is going to try to keep the news hidden from us and do a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation.

✅ Heels
✅ Nails
✅ Blade
✅ Mascara
🗣🗣🗣 FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA 💅💅💅

A friend of mine pointed out that Carrie Fisher would have been absolutely amazing on “The White Lotus,” and now I miss her all over again. 💔

Had the random urge to listen to Christmas music today, in the middle of August. And then I did. And it was great. Time isn’t real, rules don’t matter, do what makes you happy.

I was tired of seeing Kim Davis's stupid fucking face ten years ago. I was tired of seeing Donald Trump's stupid fucking face ten years ago. We are in an endless, hellish, nightmarish loop of awful people who revel in their own cruelty and I want no more part of it. Stop the ride, I want to get off.

"The Life of a Showgirl"!!! Taylor I am SAT I am READY I am SEATED

Sometimes, when you try a new recipe, it tastes great and you have a new dish to add to the cooking rotation. And sometimes you're left cleaning a dirty kitchen, with no food to show for it, and a stomach still growling with hunger.

Tonight was one of the latter times.

Censorship is quickly spreading across the internet, so I had better say this before it's too late.

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Me: I finally went to the gym for the first time in awhile! Now I've just got to eat better and then I'll be all set.
Also me: *gets really stoned and eats all of the food in the entire apartment*

I guess no one told you life was gonna be this way…