Mariposa

What alternate reality did I find myself in? This cannot be real

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Yeah. I'm a gift giver not so much a gift receiver, so when people spend money on me and buy me actual things (ex: a plushie) I'm just like "oh, uh, okay then"

All of my friends know that the best gift to give me is a good meal. I don't particularly need nor want objects, but I'm always down for food.

Any advice for a fellow big girl trying to lose some pounds?

a green cartoon character with red eyes and a blue head ALT: a green cartoon character with red eyes and a blue head

He's just a little guy

With this is mind, remember:

If you see transphobic, racist, Alt-Right posts. Do not interact, do not share (even to say you’re against those comments) Do not draw attention to them or give them the attention they crave.

Block the account, report them where appropriate. Do NOT make this Twitter!

a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a t-rex in a movie scene . ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a t-rex in a movie scene .

Reskeet if you think dinosaurs are cool.