Norad @norad - Bluesky Profile

A tired, annoyed microraptor demands coffee, prompting a response from an off-camera human; "Sit, then." This prompts an immediate "Fuck you" from the dinosaur.

TFW you're a dinosaur but they still make you have a job and now there's humiliating down talk (they have no idea how highly capable a microraptor hen with caffeine withdrawal can be at mauling).

03.02.2026 06:57 — 👍 1066 🔁 344 💬 21 📌 5

Dino lad sketch

I want to jerk him :c

01.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 455 🔁 100 💬 5 📌 0

Yeeessss
The raptor era has begun!

01.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Artwork by @kyain

Some potent dinosaur smell to freshen up your feed.

31.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 55 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0

I feel called out!

20.01.2026 15:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So happy your dinos are back!!!

19.01.2026 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Insert "tastes like chicken" joke here

12.01.2026 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi!
It's me.
I'm the volunteer.

12.01.2026 10:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If only you had a volunteer for that!

12.01.2026 08:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BIG OL' FLOPPY HORSE DONG RESTING ON RAPTOR SNOUT, AND REACHING QUITE A BIT FARTHER. Art by @Ishiru.bsky.social

Oh..
Oh my..

10.01.2026 10:50 — 👍 234 🔁 51 💬 1 📌 0

Artwork by @hentufappu

Don't mind me. Just parking my horny ass on your feed..

04.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 180 🔁 47 💬 4 📌 1

MY BROTHERS!!
SO CHONKY!!!

03.01.2026 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

01.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 6828 🔁 3967 💬 23 📌 32

Time for the yearly cleanup!

01.01.2026 10:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Big feral bullies are the BEST

26.12.2025 08:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know I've not been the most active the past couple months, have been busy with IRL stuff going on and a big job move. But, wanted to at least wish every last one of you a Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays if you don't celebrate). You are all wonderful people and I love each and every one of you :3

25.12.2025 10:05 — 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

I have no boughs and I must deck

23.12.2025 22:46 — 👍 1836 🔁 820 💬 22 📌 5

I hand you this, wwyd

17.12.2025 23:17 — 👍 1927 🔁 535 💬 36 📌 32

Please teach me all about Spinosaurid anatomy

13.12.2025 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Either you're getting sloppy seconds, or you're on cleanup duty..

Another great render by @tulraq.art
Model by @arceronth.bsky.social

04.12.2025 20:24 — 👍 89 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0

Your hole, my cock
Let's make it happen

Awesome render by @tulraq.art
Model by @arceronth.bsky.social

30.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 160 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 0

We’re so excited to share our exclusive Christmas jumper with you! 🦖🎄

04.11.2025 10:03 — 👍 238 🔁 82 💬 8 📌 5

Roar! (Roar!)

14.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sure they're having a lot of fun in there!

14.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amazing artwork by @mintyderg.bsky.social !!!

Looks like @mintyderg.bsky.social made a beautiful nest to court other dinos; and how could I say no to that cute snoot. Hope he doesn't mind being ridden by a raptor~

13.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 285 🔁 52 💬 2 📌 0

Can I become Double Dino?

09.11.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

17.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

VRChat screenshot of the 'Udon Bird Sanctuary' map. A feral dinosaur avatar has a bunch of ducks flocking at its feet. Raptor 3d model made by @arceronth Photo taken by @mintyderg

I have become the bird dad

02.07.2025 22:04 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I'm part bird!!

27.06.2025 08:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish to be treated like this

05.06.2025 23:53 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

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