chloë

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I’m trying to exit smoothly and quietly like this

Why does iMessage have to announce you’re leaving a group chat, making it seem like you’ve stormed off and slammed the damn door

I replied to someone on Reddit and someone else wrote back “hey! This sounds like a MH crisis, have you spoken to a doctor” and I’m like “babe - this has been my brain almost 24/7 for years, and yes, believe me, I’m exhausted”

Petition for men’s gymnastics to start using music for their routines. Enough with the tumbling in silence. get some floor music going

This is literally what I look like every morning

I’m here so I can hide from elon and mark