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It's your contention that a website that MEETS BOTH CRITERIA of:
ALSO asking users to willingly give out their information even though they don't know what 3rd parties it will be shared with or the purpose it will be used, and

ALSO doesn't require people to give their info out

...isn't comparable?

17.09.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Kirk is noticeably not included in the sentence "we have to extend grace to people during their period of mourning and shock."
Obama's saying "Sure, extend grace to Kirk's friends and family, but don't feel pressured into extending any to Kirk himself. That guy fucking sucked, folks."

17.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kitty Farmer in Donnie Dark standing in front of a chalkboard.
The chalk board has FEAR written on the left side of it and LOVE written on the right side of it, with a line drawn between it.

Kitty Farmer in Donnie Dark standing in front of a chalkboard. The chalk board has FEAR written on the left side of it and LOVE written on the right side of it, with a line drawn between it.

This you?

17.09.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your "rhetorical flourish" is pure tuchmah.

17.09.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You managed to misinterpret "Absolutely go protest. Protest is good" into "You don’t want to lift a finger to do anything that might require you to take a risk or make a sacrifice. You want the goods without the effort."
That's a pretty big misreading for an alleged Ph.D.
<3
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17.09.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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200 Cigarettes is the spiritual sequel to Dazed and Confused that we all deserved, and these people are nuts.

16.09.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor made me do the Cologuard screening and the only thing I learned is that I can't even shit in a box properly
bsky.app/profile/jazz...

16.09.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The average person wishes you'd stop being so fucking weird

14.09.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this you?

13.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

did you also raise your two gen z kids to not understand obvious jokes?

13.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You "don’t think that’s how NYT operates," but yet you said it's "hard to not see this as NYT trying to save face"?

13.09.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly do you think an Opinion column is?

13.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Olive Garden Presents: A Big Ass Bowl of Spaghetti
YouTube video by Cindy Crawfish Olive Garden Presents: A Big Ass Bowl of Spaghetti

Oh man, you know what would hit the spot right now?
youtu.be/DtrP8j2UDvk?...

13.09.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

12.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7923    πŸ” 1318    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 40

hell yeah
bsky.app/profile/jazz...

11.09.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crack DOGE team disabled it to save bandwidth costs under the theory that tipping culture has gone too far, and if agents want more money, they should just ask their boss for a raise or get a second job
bsky.app/profile/pale...

11.09.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on this shirt and the theory that the shooter used a gun, this narrows it down to someone who had access to a gun store that sells the kind of shirts sold at gun stores.
bsky.app/profile/acha...

11.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
There was a shooting yesterday that was one of the
ones that was big enough that we all had to know it
had happened so they sent me out to lower the flag to
half-mast outside work. Half-staff they call it on land
I don’t know. I looked at my phone out of habit on the
way back inside and there was another shooting going
on. A real nasty one it looked like.
It wasn’t immediately clear to me what the protocol
here was supposed to be. If I were meant to put the flag
all the way back up to reset things or lower it halfway
down again still.
They had fired the main flag-knowing guy last
month who had been in the National Guard a hundred
years ago or something and this wasn’t really my job
in the first place but I said I’d do it so I wouldn’t get
fired myself.
I figured I’d be proactive so I lowered it down to
the ground to one-third mast and went back inside
feeling fine about it and none of my bosses seemed to
care and then there was another shooting by the time
I got to my desk.
I went back outside again and lowered it further still.
The next day I came in to work and you won’t
believe what happened.
Now we were in a Zeno’s Paradox–type of a scenario
vis-Γ -vis the flag height and its approach to the soil.
People inside were debating what the definition of a mass

There was a shooting yesterday that was one of the ones that was big enough that we all had to know it had happened so they sent me out to lower the flag to half-mast outside work. Half-staff they call it on land I don’t know. I looked at my phone out of habit on the way back inside and there was another shooting going on. A real nasty one it looked like. It wasn’t immediately clear to me what the protocol here was supposed to be. If I were meant to put the flag all the way back up to reset things or lower it halfway down again still. They had fired the main flag-knowing guy last month who had been in the National Guard a hundred years ago or something and this wasn’t really my job in the first place but I said I’d do it so I wouldn’t get fired myself. I figured I’d be proactive so I lowered it down to the ground to one-third mast and went back inside feeling fine about it and none of my bosses seemed to care and then there was another shooting by the time I got to my desk. I went back outside again and lowered it further still. The next day I came in to work and you won’t believe what happened. Now we were in a Zeno’s Paradox–type of a scenario vis-Γ -vis the flag height and its approach to the soil. People inside were debating what the definition of a mass

shooting was and the managers were getting a little pissy
about how work was being waylaid by all of us streaming
the news on the computer all day. Trying to find out
what kind of guy it was who killed everybody this time.
Everyone hoping it was the other type of guy to balance
it out. Like trading free throws at the end of a close game.
Being sort of new I was left to my own devices so
I went out and lowered the flag halfway closer to the
ground once more.
Probably not worth remarking on what happened
by the time I came in the next morning and the next
one too and just between us I was running out of real
estate there height-wise with the flag so I went around
back to the maintenance area to look for the custodian
but there was some kid there instead who said in
his cockney accent that the guy had been sacked so
I borrowed a shovel from this kid he was an actual
Victorian child with a sooty face smoking a cigar
and everything and went back out to the flagpole and
started digging to give the flag some breathing room
so it would never have to touch the ground which was
considered poor form in the flag community.
I had dug halfway to the molten core by the end
of the next month but on the upside I was bulking up.
The planet itself was spinning on this flag pole’s axis
now. I was going to hoist an upside-down American
flag in a country on the other side of the globe at this
rate. It was going to be a whole international incident.
People were going to get shot over it.

shooting was and the managers were getting a little pissy about how work was being waylaid by all of us streaming the news on the computer all day. Trying to find out what kind of guy it was who killed everybody this time. Everyone hoping it was the other type of guy to balance it out. Like trading free throws at the end of a close game. Being sort of new I was left to my own devices so I went out and lowered the flag halfway closer to the ground once more. Probably not worth remarking on what happened by the time I came in the next morning and the next one too and just between us I was running out of real estate there height-wise with the flag so I went around back to the maintenance area to look for the custodian but there was some kid there instead who said in his cockney accent that the guy had been sacked so I borrowed a shovel from this kid he was an actual Victorian child with a sooty face smoking a cigar and everything and went back out to the flagpole and started digging to give the flag some breathing room so it would never have to touch the ground which was considered poor form in the flag community. I had dug halfway to the molten core by the end of the next month but on the upside I was bulking up. The planet itself was spinning on this flag pole’s axis now. I was going to hoist an upside-down American flag in a country on the other side of the globe at this rate. It was going to be a whole international incident. People were going to get shot over it.

An international incident

17.12.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Based on this shirt and the theory that the shooter used a gun, this narrows it down to someone who had access to a gun store that sells the kind of shirts sold at gun stores.
bsky.app/profile/acha...

11.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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People might have a better chance at understanding the conversation if it made any sense.

The Board appointed an Executive Director who fired the entire staff, and you're claiming the fired staff asked said ED to fire a consultant "so they wouldn't have to"?

How does that make any sense?

10.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's correct. you're aware it didn't get picked up for a second season (dec. 18), right?

10.09.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good pointβ€”if it weren't for the decline of media literacy in the 80s, π˜”π˜Άπ˜±π˜±π˜¦π˜΅ π˜‰π˜’π˜£π˜ͺ𝘦𝘴 would've been canceled before the theme song of the pilot episode had finished, because high I.Q. toddlers wouldn't have tolerated such disrespect toward the canon of their favorite documentary, π˜›π˜©π˜¦ π˜”π˜Άπ˜±π˜±π˜¦π˜΅ π˜”π˜°π˜·π˜ͺ𝘦

09.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it'll help if you pretend Micah said the server has a 𝘱𝘰𝘡𝘦𝘯𝘡π˜ͺ𝘒𝘭 vulnerability based on the version, and instead of the dev verifying whether it was a false positive or not, he went mute.
And then consider that since the dev ended up patching the server later, it's likely that it WAS vulnerable

09.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh, the hardest part is remembering how it starts

30.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
John Romero's about to make you his bitch

John Romero's about to make you his bitch

didn't video games already do this WAY back in 2000 when John Romero released a game so good it made us gay for John Romero?

27.08.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the search results for "ass" on my profile

the search results for "ass" on my profile

goodness, what a nifty feature!

26.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote From Man Stabbed:

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Quote From Man Stabbed: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

26.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My takeaway from this discourse is that Denny's needs to use this opportunity to update their logo to include a portrait of Denny. The people have gone too long not knowing what that little gremlin looks like

25.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Queen of Nothing
YouTube video by Mutual Head - Topic Queen of Nothing

I'm 5 days late in responding because my plans for any given week usually don't result in me executing on said plans, but I FINALLY got myself out last night to see a local band I've been wanting to see forever. And oh my GOODness, this woman's voice!
Check out Mutual Head!
youtu.be/t0qmN4RtkCE

21.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Queen of Nothing
YouTube video by Mutual Head - Topic Queen of Nothing

I'm 5 days late in responding because my plans for any given week usually don't result in me executing on said plans, but I FINALLY got myself out last night to see a local band I've been wanting to see forever. And oh my GOODness, this woman's voice!
Check out Mutual Head!
youtu.be/t0qmN4RtkCE

21.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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