Kayla Hart

In hell the only thing to watch is the Republican soldier/Democrat slut plotline of Love the Coopers

If you think the joke is that the employees should all be millionaires you didn't get it i think maybe youre wired for things with one answer and that's ok here you go

You dont get it and that's okay but I also hope nobody explains it to you.

I need to compile a list of all my unhinged manic pixie dream girl shenanigans

The way I did it rhymes with the capital city of Mongolia

Did you know if for fun you pronounce "baconator" wrong at the Wendy's drive thru they wont serve you

Like most people I lose sleep wondering why Raffi sings "the moon is rising and the stars are out" when "bright" would have worked and also rhymed with "goodnight"

Obviously I need to kidnap Raffi

Im watching the special on YouTube for the first time. Quality is rough. For a legendary Xmas album the TV special is pretty mid to bad with big production numbers not on the album.

Acquisitions, wwe, eurovision, fifa... its a great time to not be able to really enjoy anything.

Terfs rejoice as with with Netflix now owning Harry Potter theres no more roadblocks to Dave Chappelle playing Kingsley Shacklebolt

The number 16 rock record is also the number 3 record overall, Pitchfork gonna Pitchfork i guess

Either Pitchfork is doing an irrelevancy speed run on their year end lists this year or I got very old very fast

I would make all gambling so illegal you have no idea Im so sick of the ads and the sponsorships and the basketball dildos I would ban it all even the thought of it makes me wet

If this song was still new you'd be giving me a Pulitzer

Pulitzezezezer

Ll Cool J Control Myself cover Iykyk

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Can I get a menorah candle count check on aisle one

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

Youll be giving this guy his own wing sooner than later

Sometimes I forget Kate McKinnon knows what Bari Weiss' pussy tastes like

Yeah you hate this post too im sorry

@nathanrabin.bsky.social get well soon don't make me come down there

Maduro signature via Wikipedia. Its just jagged lines up and down

Trump is just jealous that Maduro has an even dumber signature than he does.

I had forgotten about that piece of shit. Im so mad now.

And Sorry to Bother You of course

I watched Citizen Ruth the other day and it needs more attention.

I also like Look Who's Back which is the time travelling Hitler movie where the modern public fully embraces him.

Fuck the Cowardly Lion of the Wicked movies. Stupid Pick Me class traitor lion.

I liked Wiicked well enough even if its largely Leo DiCaprio pointing at the screen jpg moments over and over.

The only thing I really dont like in these movies is Fiyero only exists to make you think Glinda and Elphaba arent munching box day and night, and sorry I'm not convinced

I'll just say this - I grew up Catholic, so I just inherently am gonna have a different reaction to these kinds of anecdotes. maybe someone sees this as a cute liturgy joke, but my experience makes it read as a "we're the silent majority" joke if not a straight up lie about something that happened.

Men in Black "a person is smart" reference

a religious person is capable of joking about their religion. religious people make anecdotes that never happened go viral and they still make the rounds almost a decade later.

This tweet was from 2018, i remember it, your screenshot cut off the date though. I don't know if the OP was joking, but i can tell you with 100% certainty this spread around religious people like wildfire as though it actually happened. I got it from two aunts at the time.

Seeing just one other person say it has me convinced this is a worldwide phenomenon that nobody talks about

Trump says US land action against Venezuela to start soon

"Land action" is some weak shit from the "Department of War" people. Even less juice than "Special military operation"