King of Pants

Had a dream that there was some franchise crossover that made Krusty the Clown one of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space

This explains why I get so campy when I'm hungry

Headed to Portland to spin for Tusk tonight with DJ Sappho at Alberta St Pub!

Truly! Made a big impact on me

KingOfPants - Twitch DJ, mashup artist and performer from Seattle. Snack enthusiast. Variety streamer with a big focus on weird games, supernatural games and puzzles.

Going live now with what is hopefully the end of the spooky séance game that we've been playing for weeks upon weeks. 👻

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Tusk, an Orc dance party 2/14/2026 at Alberta St Pub in Portland OR

PORTLAND! This Saturday I'll be down to play TUSK, a gay Orc/Wizard/Barbarian/Fantasy dance party 🧌 2/14 at Alberta St Pub

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?

Exiting the Tiki Room at Disneyland I was behind Ginnifer Goodwin. She was asking a question then turned around to me and said "You're not my sister!".

I also had brunch at the next table over from Guillermo Diaz in West Hollywood.

The Gonzo "coming out" joke is one of the greatest things in any Muppets movie. So amazing to see that in the theatre

Pony Seattle Tiny Tea Dance for Super Bowel Sunday 4 to 9pm

Celebrating Super Bowel Sunday with disco, drinks and no sports! Come have a gay ol' time at @ponyseattle.bsky.social with us 4-9pm

Can anyone honestly believe the winner of that lipsync for the win?? 👎

Bearded man dressed as Jessica from the first Twilight movie

Opening night of our staged parody of Twilight and I have to publicly to apologize to Anna Kendrick because this weekend Jessica has a beard. 🧛‍♂️✨

I love those Costco cookies almost as much as I love Charo

Costco food court receipt, order number 69

Heheheh 😎

Happy birthday! 🎂

Catherine O'hara in Beetlejuice

❤️

I always bring my steam deck on the plane even though it's the same size as the seatback tray

Technically I think a couple of mine were me at 15, depending on the month

Perfect albums from when I was 16

Truly the soundtrack of my life

Yeah, there are no social boundaries here apparently

A Reddit post showing a hand made stained glass artwork. It’s an industrial ice machine with “fuck” sprayed on like graffiti.

A Reddit post showing a hand made stained glass artwork that reads “fuck ice”

A Reddit post showing a hand made stained glass artwork that shows a melting block of ice with the slogan “fuck ice”

The stained glass community says fuck ICE

interesting to note both treatments for alzheimers are infusions that are delivered every 2-4 weeks via IV in the hand, and require both MRI and cognitive tests to monitor. Weird.

Strangers love to come up and tell me that I look like any fat guy celebrity with a beard

Me too! I love classic architecture

Man with a big fruity cocktail in a 1970s neon Vegas bar

In Vegas at the world famous Peppermill Lounge, trying to break into show business

Don Nazi

Flyer- Bearracuda Seattle Jan 31st 2026 at Massive club

Sat Jan 31st BEARRACUDA returns to Seattle with the Winter Beef Ball! I'll be spinning with @djmattstands.bsky.social and it's going to be a wild night! 🐻❄️🥩 @massiveclub.bsky.social @bearracuda.bsky.social

This is why hands are so hard to draw

Is that what Lewis and Clark did?

I'm in the same boat!!