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Jimmy Fallon turns music of Barry Manilow into beige rug through the dread art of alchemy

Someone across the courtyard of my building is an all-night big light person, who at HUD do I complain to

be irreverent or stop wasting my time

The United States president, who is a pedophile, is currently leading a government shutdown because he is semi-illiterate and professionally destitute in the basic functions of civil government and his lackeys are refusing to remediate this because it would reveal that said president is a pedophile.

Boyfriend cat and dog

Posted downer shit so here’s a tax of my three favorite mammals

Lucky lady. She’s about to find out I’m Ben Murphy.

“How can I support you?”

Financially.

Now that we're having our first day of fall weather on October 7 can we all now agree that September is summer and June is spring

I know that feeling and it is your brain lying to you! You are cute and fun and deserve to demand to feel better than this

waiting on this coldfront that's supposed to come through in a few hours like it's heroin

Lakewood Drafts First-in-Ohio ‘Gender Freedom Policy’ in Response to Anti-Trans Attacks - Cleveland Scene Lawmakers aim to provide ‘reassurance and protection’ to transgender residents, families and drag performers.

Lakewood drafts first-in-Ohio 'Gender Freedom' policy in response to anti-trans attacks www.clevescene.com/news/clevela...

me playing The Sims 1 in 2000 AD:

First you gotta put some people in charge who don’t hate the user base and publicly crash out on a daily basis

Like, sorry to the Zac Efrons and Charlie Hunnams of the world but you are meant for Baywatch and mech suits and steroids. The death of Philip Seymour Hoffman was not an invitation for you to be the next great character actor.

I think we should stop wildly miscasting hot leading men as serial killers so they can play a game of Respected Actor for a few weeks.

Hosing a computer with water, text reads BUTLERIAN JIHAD TIME

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

lmao

Being bad at posting is being bad at turning your thoughts into posts. I think what we’re dealing with here is actually just that the thoughts themselves are extremely low quality. Water from a stone type shit. Anyway good luck with your platform

i envy hot people but it seems like most of them are constantly getting taken advantage of by other, sketchier hot people

karen bark!

the dawg in me is being 'sent to a farm upstate'

my plastic surgeon doesn't want me participating in any activities where balls fly at my nose

Same, go Team Old Men Since Childhood

can we make out pls

i got the worst sunburn of my life at my first aa football game, twinsies

Jesus Christ

me holding and nuzzling my cat, who is not having it

my pointy coocumber ❤️

Black dog

Galahad ft. Our feets