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Latest posts by rolodextra.bsky.social on Bluesky

i’m still a piece of shit btw. this isn’t an attempt to virtue signal i’m just surprised people get mean instead of saying things like “yay”, “yahoo”, “yippie”, and other words expressing jubilance that start with y

12.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s crazy some people get mean on stimulants sometimes. whenever i take my adhd meds i get excited i have the energy to tell people what i love about them

12.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lumi is looking a little different here but she's still got the spirit

11.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Official Video)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Official Video)

tough song to absentmindedly hum but nevertheless i persist

11.11.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's no hole so big that you can't claw your way out of it. you just gotta believe in your ability to claw

07.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

allie brosh and rubyetc always and forever
@alliebrosh.bsky.social
www.instagram.com/rubyetc_

07.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

04.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 7302    🔁 1726    💬 137    📌 230
PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

COME ON - dashare.zone ADMIN

29.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 480    🔁 114    💬 0    📌 4

A bee stung my child and I will now fight all bees on sight.

25.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

i’m starting to suspect i may be dealing with some symptoms of insomnia

26.10.2025 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i can not and will not stop eating mayoegg in front of them

18.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

stoked to take some family photos with the partners family who absolutely see me as ann from arrested development

18.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a colorful background with the words " you are amazing i appreciate you so much " on it ALT: a colorful background with the words " you are amazing i appreciate you so much " on it

this gif perfectly encapsulates my feelings towards you and that joke

18.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this joke is so funny to me that i heard it at minimum 12 years ago and have routinely stolen it ever since

18.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jank crank hank eats corn on the cob the long way ;-)

17.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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back to repping what’s important #iwokeuplikethis #10filters&stillbad

17.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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when the afternoon friday work meeting gets rescheduled because the important person doesn’t show up or respond to texts or phone calls

17.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's dead

14.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

love how every single year i forget getting three vaccines at once makes me feel like trash and also balls

14.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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friday vibes

10.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)
YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

09.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 851    🔁 231    💬 38    📌 52

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

08.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 1291    🔁 183    💬 4    📌 97
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kids need a safe environment to feel weird in! so when they feel weird about something later it’s something they can handle!!!

06.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coffee is all around us #universe

05.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 130    🔁 21    💬 5    📌 0

Look up. Do you see the beans twinkling in the night sky

06.10.2025 04:28 — 👍 51    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

anyway kids need to grow up with at least some exposure to nuance and weird feelings to mull over lest they become intolerable r*dd*t mods

06.10.2025 11:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*emailing my therapist* hey bestie guess who has new #lore to drop and exploreeeeeee

06.10.2025 10:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i had no clue the children’s book The Giving Tree was something people had strong feelings about, let alone hated (minus the picture on the back scaring the intended audience). my mom loved that book & read it to me a lot growing up and she’d always cry at the end. my… narcissistic mother... hmm…

06.10.2025 10:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Drawing of a puppy and a kitten with the caption; "I do care. I did ask. Plus I love u."

Drawing of a puppy and a kitten with the caption; "I do care. I did ask. Plus I love u."

Do care did ask + ily

30.09.2025 14:57 — 👍 2656    🔁 950    💬 8    📌 8

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