Mike Ginn

She’s lucky @alecrobbins.bsky.social is a catch !

I used to laugh at old guys who love Betty Boop but as I age myself I’m beginning to find her a bit nice with it

I think this is an all timer car, vanity license, and plate frame for me

The problem? Thrift stores google the prices of all their merchandise, making it less likely an amazing deal slips through the cracks.

The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet

Get in loser, we’re going to the Tesla diner to get Wagyu burgers and watch Two Broke Girls (?) on the big screen

It’s fairly bleak inside! Dollar store where most of the shelves are usually empty

I thought it was missing something too, but its actually just "Bargain F Inc" lol

pitching a Coen brothers knock off movie to The Asylum:

They rent equipment for people to make Milk (2008)

Lol if you are in the milking business and still have to rent your equipment. be serious

my poor memory keeps me from being too much of a hater. like once every six months I'll defend someone like "ah, he's alright" and someone will be like "I thought you hated that guy and he sucks?" well, I guess I'll have to take my word for it

There’s maybe 10 amazing street food stands in my neighborhood every night, but they are constantly swapping corners and spots. I think there might be a “Dark City” situation but the aliens are learning about the perfect Mexican food

This was filtered out as a rude comment lol

You should throw a weirdly formal event so I have somewhere to wear it…

Would !

Having a “hamburger moment” (phrase I’ve coined to describe the feeling where you feel like if you don’t get a big hamburger you will die)

when you’re young you think it’s a big joke that women love Austin Powers so much but as you get older you start to realize that’s exactly how many girls a guy like that would get

I want to know so bad!

and bare shoulder is colder - little rhyme i invented to help remember why/when i need coat

have a wood one packed. imagine a steel one will present itself to me when the time is right.

I'm locking in Skansen

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i'm going to be in Stockholm for a wedding at the end of August and I'm trying to decide which castle to visit. does anyone have any strong opinions on this?

Saw a very sweet post on a small subreddit so i clicked the user’s profile and the post before it was “No Evidence of Head Injury” on r/JonBenetRamsey

bold of you to assume i will "learn" just because i have chosen "the hard way"

a bald guy was sitting next to me for Superman, and i kept an eye on him. don't get any ideas pal

no but they were out and interviewing...

met an old Russian woman with a little dog named 'Pokemon' and I was like "oh cool, like the game?" and she just responded, "I don't know."

very carefully

I was on Hollywood boulevard today and there was a "I stand with Rosie O'Donnell" protest. Their were some anti-Trump signs of course, but all the chants were about supporting Rosie.