Nili

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it's almost 1a and I'm craving a good lie-under-the-christmas-tree-and-stare-up-into-the-lights session 😔

OMG YES PERPETUAL DROUGHT TRAUMA. It took me a full year once we were out of the drought danger zone to be willing to take a shower longer than like 5min or at full water strength. Even now, I'll turn the water near off if I'm not actively washing soap off.

"not to be dramatic but i wanna die" lyric from song

my california burden to bear is that i love the smell of campfires/fire burning, but california trauma makes me panic every time i smell it bc I'm like OH NO WHERE ON FIRE IS IT NEAR ME OH NO WHAT HAVOC WILL THIS WREAK

Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...

Question "what does it taste like?“ answered with "Culantro has a pungent odor and bitter, soapy flavor similar to cilantro, but stronger. Many references say the odor is like crushed stinkbugs (skunky or burnt rubber) or crushed bedbugs (sweet, musty, and cilantro-like). With a description like that, it is apparent that this is a flavor that some love and some hate. A pungent element that would be distasteful on its own can add an extra dimension to the flavor of dishes."

i just learned that culantro is a thing??? this seems TERRIBLE but also why have i never seen this on chopped

excellent excellent!!! an excellent development!! i personally am fairly ambivalent toward Tommy but more power to you on the ot3!!

gabe do you watch 911???? are we going to be buddie buddies?!?

They want you to believe this 80 year old woman body slammed a chud ICE officer.

Do you really need my driver’s license when I have my Costco card, officer

and now i want to read a fic where the 118 ends up watching paw patrol and seeing the buck/marshall connection and then lovingly clowning buck for it bc that would be very cute!!!

I've been watching a lot of paw patrol bc we've had a baby over and Marshall the dalmatian firefighter dog is so buck-coded like ?? this dog is so earnest and long limbed and constantly falling over himself to help others and i just?? if that's not evan buckley idk who is!!

i can’t believe i have to say this but DO NOT FEED OTHER PEOPLE’S WORK INTO AI. this is awful and heartbreaking.

you know.... i might just use that. we're making a joke theme for our it environment for friday the 13th and i'm like hmmmm what font could i use... and honestly comic sans might not be bad

RIGHT?! like damn gimme

what fonts give bad luck vibes

@sebhar.bsky.social haaaappy birthday!!

Folks who are citizens of other countries and are considering travel to the United States for a vacation or work or whatever:

I strongly advise against it. You will not have protection from the illegal actions of this administration. It's not worth it. Don't roll the dice by traveling here.

If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking

Wow, that does not sound good.

bumper sticker reading "honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brandan Fraudster and Rachel Weisz"

I'm not a bumper sticker person but for this one.... i might

Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin set the NHL record for career goals when he scored No. 895 Sunday afternoon against the New York Islanders to pass Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky. bit.ly/4ljwfYP

Doing this with matching games played is the most remarkable thing about this record for me, especially considering Ovi had to face real goalies.

Goal 895

goddamn good for ovi

eh i still go on insta but that's about it

I'm barely anywhere tbh.

thank you! unfortunately I'm barely on social media nowadays. with everything happening, communicating with and experiencing the outside world is so exhausting 😭