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@mj0001.bsky.social

librarian and international man of mystery // the only good billionaires are taylor swift and jb pritzker

22 Followers  |  39 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.9264

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chicago pope LETS GOOOO

08.05.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please elaborate πŸ™πŸ»

19.03.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this morning i really made an effort socially and it ended with me coming home crying so !!!!! woohoo!!!

09.03.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈπŸ₯΄

24.02.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my boss is officially retiring and now everyone’s looking to me for direction and i’m like πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

21.02.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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as always!!!!!

21.02.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we don't have kings in America, but we DO have the Great Khan of the Midwest 🫑

19.02.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

My oath is to the Constitution of our state and of our country.

We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.

I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions β€” but in deference to my obligations.

19.02.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13679    πŸ” 2265    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 178

i get today AND tomorrow off i’m so excited to just sit for two days

17.02.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am finally in a place where i can both save money and pay off my student debt and man it’s liberating

12.02.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

10.02.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 26963    πŸ” 2032    πŸ’¬ 404    πŸ“Œ 101

kendrick called drake a pedofile on national television with a smile on his face is maybe the best moment of the year thus far

10.02.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can someone explain to me why this fox interview with our fascist overlord is airing right before The Big Game

09.02.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

men with light colored eyes freak me out idk

09.02.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want the surgery to reroute my colon to my arms so i can shoot poop out my wrists like spiderman

07.02.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5
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Bring back wokeness. We are no longer asking.

02.02.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

You WILL say your pronouns. You WILL defy ICE. Every city WILL be Chicago.

30.01.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

man i wanna go home lol

29.01.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god i hope so

28.01.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glory to the Great Khan, no mercy to our foes

25.01.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.

21.01.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 37022    πŸ” 11103    πŸ’¬ 1089    πŸ“Œ 740

"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.

20.01.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2346    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5
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taylor has the opportunity to do the funniest thing on monday

17.01.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

17.01.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was super productive and planned 12 weeks of storytimes in the past 2 weeks. very cool! i am good at things!

03.01.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately for my opps i keep getting sexier and sexier every single day

02.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

drank and danced and then got mozarella sticks and a milkshake in time to watch the countdown to midnight. 2024 rocked. hopefully 2025 is just as good.

01.01.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we got a new washer dryer that’s being delivered today and jesus christ i’m so excited to go home and do laundry. being an adult is strange.

30.12.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just tried to help a patron find shelter for the night. explain to me why you have to have a cellphone to have access to emergency housing???? this country is so fucking stupid dude.

26.12.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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