Emerson [seasonal profile interregnum]

Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.

People say you can see certain memes too much and that they lose meaning and resonance, but have they simply considered this one?

I appreciate that you likely followed jetskigate very closely, and for that, again, we apologize

Look, there's a lot of people out there, and I wish they could all have 4 bicycles. But since they can't, I'm putting in the legwork to make up for them.

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Well, because you're going to be watching Property Bros if they don't leave you the changer, which is like a 5x pain modifier. Ask how I know

Ability to riff even once = politician of the generation

Really shows you how bad we've had it

And then the The More You Know animated star crossed the screen

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

We must all ask ourselves - why is Alberta the weak link in the national chain, and what are we going to do about them

Homan re-enacts Dril tweet for everyone who missed it the first thousand times around

It's been a wild ride for us who Pay William Stencil No Mind

Ahh, those old Parks uniforms... Don't miss those

East Van and Victoria Bike Polo preemptively denounce MGP...

You are hereby disallowed from all future tournaments and gatherings unless you defeat Robbie Boards

Hate that I am 1 degree separated from her by virtue of the NW bike scene

Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe

If you drop them, do they reach hypersonic speeds as they eject from their container? Aha, thought not

A photo of people dressed up with the caption “rage baiting candians by dressing up for cactus club”

“rage baiting candians by dressing up for cactus club”

Tights like an old Stannie you just won't throw out

This addendum qualifies this post for Peak Bluesky nominations

Partial to Counterpart Coffee if only because the owners are long long long time friends of mine...

Bro, you're 41! I don't care how anti gay you are, you gotta warm up and stretch.

Boothie we hardly knew ye

Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.

They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.

Truly took me 10 seconds. Worth it

It's cool just every single notable person is depraved in a way I wouldn't even explain out loud and also they started the online right somehow

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

A screenshot from the ADS-B Exchange flight tracking website showing a flight with the callsign "VANCE1" and hex code ADFDF9. The aircraft is listed as a Boeing VC-25A (the model used for Air Force One). On the map, the flight path has been spoofed to create a large, pixelated portrait of a face in shades of pink and red against a blue background.

A view of the completed ADS-B flight path art. The spoofed signals have successfully rendered the "Curly Hair JD Vance" meme as a massive pixelated portrait over a map. The face is composed of bright red and pink trails, while the surrounding rectangular border is filled in with shades of purple and blue.

A meme image of JD Vance, edited to give him a full, thick beard and voluminous, curly brown hair. He is wearing a blue suit with an American flag pin and a bright pink tie, looking directly into the camera against a solid blue background.

A technical close-up of the ADS-B Exchange map showing the dense grid of spoofed data points used to "paint" the image. Each point includes labels for speed (80kt) and various altitudes (ranging from 12,000ft to 50,000ft). A timestamp from January 27, 2026, is visible, highlighting the complexity of the coordinate injection used to render the portrait.

It's an inflection point, a phase change, a new ability unlocked in creative ADS-B spoofing. We've seen primitive vector art before, but as far as I know never raster spoofing. (This isn't RF spoofing, this is sending bad data over the network to an aggregator.)
x.com/thenewarea51...

Ah yes, our own special little barge disaster, long obscured by the flasher English Bay barge, I remember it now

So I assume you're gently suggesting a different caliber and platform?

All these years I've been misinformed about what the Bone Flute really was