David Ryan

They are just good platonic friends. Like @entspockhere.bsky.social and Jim Kirk.

Does that mean he's now Number 2?

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You mean this movie? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-p...

We all know how well the Chief can take a good pounding. Just ask Dr Bashir.

We get that with Irish politicians as well. They'll never come out and say that racists are responsible for stirring up violence. It's always about claiming to understand the legitimate concerns of the community.

I heard they are getting them stuffed in advance this year after that incident last year when you tried to add your own stuffing.

Even the term 'earned' settlement has strong 19th century poor law echoes.

Thanks for being so efficient with this Chief. I know how busy you are. Don't let me DETAIN you.

Next you'll be claiming you didn't sign off on hooking up the Defiant warp core to power the holisuites

But @nolobesforbusiness.bsky.social claimed he had a signed order from you permitting it. It says Mylls Obran on the PADD so it must be from you.

These Earthlings talk about being open minded and accepting of different cultures but notice how they won't do something as simple as preparing a traditional meal from your lost homeworld. It's not like you ask for much from the Tanners.

There aren't simple solutions. There are solutions though. You ensure there are genuine safer means for people to seek asylum in the UK. There is no silver bullet, one shot, way of doing that which can be summed up in a three word slogan. It requires a multiplicity of different things, such as: 1/

Congratulations to her. Are any of the scamperbeasts moving with her or are they all stuck with you?

'Running calculations'? So that's what they call it nowadays.

Not directly. But he's been threatening to get FIFA to withdraw from blue states on the grounds that they are 'unsafe'. He wants the governors of these states to come crawling and begging to him. In reality I don't see how FIFA could change venues at such a late stage.

Okay. The people have spoken.

For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).

Let the games begin.

two men are sitting in front of a neon sign that says alert ALT: two men are sitting in front of a neon sign that says alert

I asked @annoyedobrien.bsky.social about changing the lightbulb but he insists that union rules claim only a qualified electrician can do it

I'm guessing not enough Garfield being covered in butter and shoved in the oven

@aliciaandrz.bsky.social Just in case the little grey one thinks she has it bad. I guess it's traditional for authors to embarrass their cats😂

Think of it as an intervention Chief. You were getting addicted to Real Housewives of Cardassia. A week in the faraday cage should help you detox.

Proof that you can't beat old school technology

Gerrymandering

Just like you driving a bulldozer into those load-bearing walls is just one of those things Willie has to learn to accept. It just happens. If anyone is at fault it's the cat for taunting you like that.

True. They are cats.

This is why your cats are plotting your downfall

If John is ever found dead I think we all know the likely culprit

I thought that was Lursa's kid? Sure seems to be a lot of blue kids with flippers around these days.

"Things happen". You know Trump likes these people because he wishes he could get away with doing the same stuff to anyone remotely critical of him.

a tiger is jumping in the air in a field . ALT: a tiger is jumping in the air in a field .

There was a bit of a mixup with the order. An attempt to catch it by the tail did not go very well. At least we eventually got it into the transporter and it is waiting for Alf. But it might not be feeling very cooperative.

A fantastic choice😂