🪦BREAST IN GREASE🍔

Kamen Rider Zero-One
Episode 22: He Still Didn't Do It

Y'ALL ARE SO CUTE

heat wave ☀️

#らんま #ranma #らんま1ノ2

a BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE meme with a photo of a girl hugging a horse on the left side and a nerdy man on the right side. The text above the horse girl image says "THE SADDEST HORSE GIRL TO EVER LIVE" and an arrow between the images says "10 YEARS LATER" pointing to the nerdy man who is labeled "silly little transgender man"

i walk along the street thinking to myself: thats right my money green pussy acetamenaphine a man in a suit approaches me and says: Hello good lady I heard the rap you were freestyling in your head I am Mr rap how would you like $20 i respond: wow this isnt even a dream sequence

call it estradiol ethanate cause i get it from my boy ethan

g’morning 🌞

this is exactly how i feel!!
getting penetrated is just not fun or interesting to me rn. but after bottom surgery? ohohohoho we’ll see….

Yeah sex is great and all, but have you ever had a tgirl fall asleep in your arms?? Pretty incredible

I just have to say, for the record:

When a cat comes and lays on your chest before you can get out of bed?

10/10, would recommend.

yeag 🫠💚

me, rizzing up a younger trans girl who's interested in older women: "yeahhh i remember when you used to be able to win a free coke just by looking under the cap. you'd just twist it open, and bam! sometimes it'd say "free 20z coke" on it. it wasn't like a randomized pin or QR code or nothing!"

agnes tachyon!!!
#umamusume #art

“I FEEL ASLEEP!”

😴

the sillies
#kamenrider #ryuki

YESSS the actual best

you gotta tell em about the win streaks where you win a free coke off your free coke, they love that

pisses me tf off that NVIDIA appropriated and then hyperscaled the trans cultural practice of “passing the same $5 around, forever”

get your own thing, bubble boys

i've been so bad about reading these past few months 😵 fucking exploded through dorley hall book 1 but it's taking me foreverrrrrr to get around to finishing book 2. on the last chapter even!!

need to make a schedule to give myself some dedicated book time

siiiick look! hell yeah maya told me she saw u there :3
hope you had a great time!

The Coca-Cola Card.

"and don't even get me started about the coke card!"

oh shit i think ur right

me, rizzing up a younger trans girl who's interested in older women: "yeahhh i remember when you used to be able to win a free coke just by looking under the cap. you'd just twist it open, and bam! sometimes it'd say "free 20z coke" on it. it wasn't like a randomized pin or QR code or nothing!"

gnight ripp! sleep well 💚

My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.

a doll with red hair is sitting on a bed and says " genderfluid " Alt: Chucky, the doll, sitting on a bed and saying "genderfluid"

thinking about Chucky saying genderfluid again

[metroid] i had an idea for this in 2021ish but i can finally say i nailed it this time. go my gunship maid gijinka

Someone did something incredible in KAR x.com/hasseeeeeeee...

SHE IS GLOWING