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Notable youthe adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog 1 like = 1 smam I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top

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06.12.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Sus face jerma

Sus face jerma

06.12.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IMPOSTER!!

06.12.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

die hard is a movie

03.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My... My bingus?

05.12.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think its 100% right because I do the thing with my hands sometime where its like I'm a jiangshi or praying mantis

05.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heinous casue they anus

05.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is heinous

05.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Evil Woman
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@ All the EVIL trans women who are teasing me and BEING EVIL

05.12.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Babelmaler

05.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more grammar errors than a nursing home with no staff

05.12.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm busting (ghosts?) (?)

05.12.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The curious mind? haha no, the anxious mind

05.12.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to go fishing on the ocean but the sandbitch (wife) opened up below me buried me up to my neck and I starved to death standing

05.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump using a disguise to sit in on cabinet meetings so he can see whether or not he's getting his chain pulled.

05.12.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOGLE: How do I add alt text to my quote dunk?

05.12.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are some things that through no fault of their own are naturally begging by their nature something disastrous. The gavlebocken begs to be set aflame, the twin towers beg to be impromptu airports, and I beg you to piss on me.

05.12.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ough

05.12.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sickos and yes

05.12.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sandwiched by the bitch witch... 😳

05.12.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

crazy to me that guys felt the need to invent generative ai when they'd already cornered the being confidently incomprehensible market

05.12.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I was just dumping the phonemes

05.12.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That which sandwich you is a witch of which you might consider a bitch

05.12.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get it

05.12.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you were serious? I'll make it later

05.12.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to asknwer your questions if you do me the disservice of declining to answer mine.

05.12.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this so emportant to you?

05.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Enough

05.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok

05.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon dog is chained to a dog house that says father ALT: a cartoon dog is chained to a dog house that says father

No it's aboit this tom and jerry thing

05.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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