Smams

This is mean

We should outlaw drinks and glasses with height to width ratios exceeding 2:1

Mother FUCKer

Placing a picture of my friend at the low scoring points on the dartboard so I avoid losing :)

You peoplw will ough at anything

I don't even believe this I just like how the words sound!

This is somehow my most controversial post.

[Bart is dead meme]

Hulk: smams transitioned!!

*drags me in with a wagon, I am extremely femme*

Me: *sits up* *sheds femininity like a mirage* "That's right! Transitioned to higher workflow efficiency with the power of Generative AI!"

There comes a point at which you have been served too much crab.

I apologize, but I have to say that I did warn you

Ok I'll bite.

It's crazy that the two ways to get a guy to reply to your post is to A) talk about guys and B) talk about women

Bluesky is great because I can say "guy who" and guy will show up

Post is due tonight

Microsoft lifecam 3000 is my favorite son

thats nice

Are you calling me dense?

No, we're saying that you should feel good about the work you have done to adress your problems, because we see you, and we believe in you.

Guy who is my fated demise

Guy who only drinks coffe with friends

"failing to suck it up" is far from where you're at. You're talking about it, You're getting help, you're living your life, and you're doing well! At least from where I'm sitting.

Is that ok?

Oh my godddd just ask. Ask for whom the bell tolls.

Don't need a weatherman to tell the monkeys to calm the fuck down

Imagine

The embed is in your minds eye

I'd join the US army if this were the uniform
and these were the teachers
and this was the homework

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Thinking of giving up lent for reply guys

It's because you take cat fucking seriously