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Wellcome. Im existing and I know it.

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(day 5 of it being freezing outside) ohh thats why u guys are plastered all the time

30.01.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 748    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

announcer voice:

fran leeeeebowiiiiiiiiiiitz

25.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the texans defense is unstoppable, this is their year!

CJ Stroud:

18.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I like Romo for the Bills-Broncos game cause the quarterback could be dangling keys while holding football behind their back and Romo would say β€œWow what a wild play. Perfect play call.”

18.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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frank crum just scored a td. it is important for you to see frank crum while thinking about how his name is frank crum. i wanted bears to draft him so bad.

17.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Indiana now has more interceptions in this game than the Jets this season. That’s a fun fact.

10.01.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the laziest possible photoshop rendering jar jar binks as batman

the laziest possible photoshop rendering jar jar binks as batman

10.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Bryce Young is about to start dressing like a pokemon gym leader

03.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kaiju Collins

03.01.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Friggin bonies!

Friggin bonies!

Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!

03.01.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 755    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

hold on could get dumber

02.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every game involving the NFC South this year

30.12.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2099    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 10

Drake Maye has so much time to throw that Fountains of Wayne is going to have to write a new song.

28.12.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved this track on Animal Collective’s Fall Be Kind EP

28.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yes i believe daniel craig’s character in knives out is named knives out. move past it

24.12.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s called an β€œoopsies” tie

19.12.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

raise hebulba praise sebulba

12.12.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t this at the start of that Avenged Sevenfold song?

10.12.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Planning a Quick Getaway? Just Ask Google
YouTube video by Google Planning a Quick Getaway? Just Ask Google

youtu.be/gWlfmUrazFw
y’all ain’t lived until you’ve seen this ad on an IMAX screen.

08.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
donald trump staring forward as people behind him attend to a collapsed person

donald trump staring forward as people behind him attend to a collapsed person

synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting

07.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 389    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

This game is so amazing (derogatory). I forgot it was on.

07.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Foo fighters need to get a better opener.

31.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
X quote post from OP saying β€œNvm wife arrived fun is over” followed by a reply from OP clarifying β€œI don’t hate her it’s a joke.”

X quote post from OP saying β€œNvm wife arrived fun is over” followed by a reply from OP clarifying β€œI don’t hate her it’s a joke.”

More questions than answers here.

20.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Respect to the refs for a good work-life balance.β€œNah that ain’t my problem. I’m off the clock.”

13.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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literally one episode in and this dumb fucken show rules

13.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 7

I was feeling down and then I saw that video of the Boston cop going down the slide again and I had a good belly laugh. so maybe you guys should try that

04.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen

02.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 983    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 33

The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town

02.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1941    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 17

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