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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social

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all this *and* @seanoconnz.bsky.social?

20.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's gonna pay off this time.

19.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unless the audio is fake in which case, "good one"

19.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is basically every attorney but especially attorneys with hilariously implicated clients

19.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

not a gamer. respect the yelling.

19.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someday men's hockey will be sufficiently evolved that the gold medal winning team will celebrate by fucking each other

19.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

rethinking my position

19.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the move to get around the defense, the slip past the goalie... all nasty business!

19.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do not show me sad canadian six year old girl, NBC

19.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

wooooooooooo what a move

19.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that's right

19.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lesbians > desbiens imo

19.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

maybe not a great analogy but we needed that ground support

19.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a little too much like America that we can't stop bombing from a distance even when it doesn't accomplish anything

19.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

but my car was on the Friday side so the fun continued

19.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun is over

19.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

holy crap

19.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i worked with a couple named Bier-Miller and they definitely should have reversed that

19.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

you can really see the family resemblance

19.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 717    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

you need to RELAX

19.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

19.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

team usa is pressing for a goal way too early

19.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Secretary of Ballroom, a cabinet label position

19.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Compact, but the cover is Jeffrey Epstein

19.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh we got both kinds! we got country *and* western!

19.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

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Did you think Biathlon sounds hard? Well, how heavy do you think this backpack is?

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i am crying that you didn't translate the alt text

19.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry by abuse i mean "horniness" i don't want to be too casual with an accusation

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