Sen. Lemon Gogurt

bet you didn't see that

I've been told this but I'm not changing the joke

I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.

yeah, dershowitz

"Watch carefully as I turn this 15 year old into a young woman when I am defending myself ..."

CHECK THE HAT

I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician

I could not have a job for three more years

well then I'm not deviling these eggs and you are kicked out of goth club

ftr twice baked potatoes are great

you think you're on Twitter or something

non talkum latinus

Come on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social the Hunter nerds will never let us (Bx Sci nerds) hear the end of this

I didn't say he's getting better

neighbor banging on the party wall that it's too late for renovation work

both I think. like he realizes that he was part of the pattern but merely the second rung on the stepladder.

rfk's notes to nuzzi but lizza is listening to voice memos

I don't think it was an accident tbh

The way the administration tried to keep its position on Costa Rica ("they has conditions") consistent was by never asking another question that could give an answer ("yes, we'll take him") that they didn't want to hear, claiming it would require complicated diplomacy.

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah

Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília​, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup.

Bolsonaro insisted he was only trying to go back to a hospital.

go on

likely she's running for governor tbh

i think it's fair to have a visceral reaction tbh. seeing them play nice is kind of upsetting - but if you think there is reason to be upset on the left, the right is in full meltdown.

and if there is a *real* cost down the line, i'll react to it then

all i'm saying is that there isn't anything to yet. trump has his own reasons to get the photo op but mamdani has material reasons for not wanting trump to try to put the city in receivership and if a photo op is the cost, it's pretty cheap.

what does cozying up mean? there was literally nothing of substance said! they agreed on the most superficial things that everyone agrees on. "affordability" and "crime bad" but nothing about solutions. he didn't case a bad vote, he didn't concede a bad policy.

netanyahu can't do anything to him, or the people of new york city. you should be able to see the difference.

of course it's horseshit!