Sen. Lemon Gogurt

we need to talk about the ending tomorrow

he wouldn't stop eating popcorn with his feet and she did what she had to do

It's Christmastown: 131 - Live, Donut, Repeat MAURA QUINT & CHARLES STAR get trapped going ROUND AND ROUND () with us, but... Shut up, kids, it's the second episode of Hanukkah! THEME: "," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE  Cha...

started thinking about this for no good reason and this, with @mauraquint.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social for @itschristmastown.bsky.social has to be the best cold open i've ever been a part of

I was all ready to be sympathetic when she said she was transferred into Justice until she said that she had previously been working for ICE

another dril collab

the masks can only be used when they are abusing their authority

longhairs are so aristocratic when they pose correctly

lumpy has long been one of the greatest internet cats

Focusing the money on what americans care about: Ballroom

"Jeffrey told me to pencil him in to bring shower gift by in 14 years."

i'd only change one thing about olympic curling and it is that a team must complete 2 beers per person by the 7th end, though the team can choose whether how it will be divided, from a 2x4 to an 8x1 "workhorse" beerskip.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

according to a jury, it was true! you don't even have to say alleged and she can't sue you

Take A Knee, My Ass (I Won't Take A Knee)

kind of funny for a us attorney nominee to be so green that the press lists your law school internships

run his name in the files

my starting word of AUIOE finally acceptable

everyone is always mad at james harden but since i don't have any nba loyalty i must stan a king of quiet quitting

Target's big thing is being HQd in Minnesota, imo, and tbh taking a pro-gay stance and then abandoning it at pushback is what got them in the crosshairs. plus, they literally call themselves Target so it's kind of on them.

let's be honest the discover tab on bsky is "#FCF whoops it's tuesday 😉[content warning]"

I have no mouth but I must blow you out the airlock

don't do it unc

of all the days i am not gay, i am especially not gay on the day when you give air time to my rival! i will have my revenge! (another appearance during spring training maybe?)

hold on now

nyt crossword in what i think easily would have been a personal best time ... and a typo. it's just like postign

everyone will have their own version of leaning to dance. I cannot dance but I made one (1) woman laugh at a party in 2004.

take a lesson from the bird of paradise and learn to dance

Brooklyn people, income-restricted housing lottery for apartments in PLG on Clarkson Avenue. Priority for some units if you're already living in CB9.

yes, i don't live in israel now, do i?

Ball Earth mob isn't going to change my mind.