Sen. Lemon Gogurt

putting it on the calendar

that ended more positively than i expected!

actually wanted to watch a quiet place but only Day One is available with Prime

nooooooo toasted almond bar the goat

The center of the O in Olivia

what about it

hoo boy

@AdamsWarRoom (Eric Adams shill account) NEW POLL AMONG JEWISH VOTERS: Eric Adams: 25% Andrew Cuomo: 21% Curtis Sliwa: 14% Jewish voters are behind Eric Adams! (author's note: if you are wondering where Mamdani is in the tweet you are not alone)

the vice-mayor for jewish issues race is heating up!

bednar was so good after he came back up which makes it especially lovely that he blew the save in his first appearance in ny

never in doubt #raiseit

sending this to big dave

Sen. Harkin's Retirement to Leave "Void" in Dietary Supplement Industr The Iowa Democrat not only co-sponsored the Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act of 1984, he was instrumental in giving birth to the Office of Dietary Supplements within the National Institutes...

this is a shill site so his work in keeping the FDA away from supplements (because they don't work) is treated as pro-consumer (because they are basically harmless placebos)

this was a big Tom Harkin thing right?

You Gotta Believe

touch and go but i made it home with the score intact and they even scored one more once i got home. do i dare to dream? six outs to go.

Top 7, Pirates @Rockies PIT 8 COL 5

should i do it, chat? should i sit down to watch the end of the third game in a three game series in which the Pirates lost the first two after talking leads of 9-0 and 4-0? NB: they were up 5-0 today.

I've never been as afraid of cultural collapse as when i saw a group of dark-skinned men playing *cricket* on the lawn. what if that tennis ball was a rock and what if the person who it landed near and threw it back was a scared child and what if the cheer for a clean 4 was actually Death to America

there's a real version of this of a conservative in the *immigrant hellscape* of rotterdam. people are walking past him with strollers and other terrifying things.

people are living in new york city, the scariest place on earth.

*utterly sincerely* try this in a small town

photo of people lounging on the lawn on a sunny day in Prospect Park

every couple of days a guy elected by fewer voters than people who work at JFK on a weekday gets in front of a camera and tells the world that this scares the shit out of him

Get his ass

James Carville at a chalkboard like Vince Lombardi pointing at the line in First They Came For... where the Democrats win.

brb you know what I'm about to do

Niemöller’s legacy is naturally the poem, but his enduring intellectual presence can be found lurking in the sentence, “Their hostility toward the Church made me pin my hopes on Hitler for a while.”

Elf needs to shit badly

i don't know why we'd ban crypto when the alternative is just drinking water or agriculture

"So this was in the news... Ellen Page said we should call her "Elliot"!? And a liberal said we should treat "him" like "a person with dignity." *sneer directly to camera*

i have been very clear that my closer music would be Wicked by Ice Cube, with the patois starting before the door opens. I have been equally clear that my walk-up music for at-bats would be Patsy Cline's I Fall to Pieces.

Paul Ryan loved RATM! Christie loves Springsteen! Trump loves musicals!