The Godfather Part Jort
24.02.2026 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@itsamuledear.bsky.social
Father, untrained saxophonist, medical doctor, husband (in that order)
The Godfather Part Jort
24.02.2026 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Of course it's signed." On the back, you read the telltale signature of R.L. Stine.
23.02.2026 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"It's cute that you're 'reading' Gilgamesh on audiobook," I say, looking at you over my 4000 pound cuneiform clay tablet first edition.
23.02.2026 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The songs are a lot less alarming if you don't know German
23.02.2026 07:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do they empty it?
20.02.2026 01:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would this whiny bitch even buy a Shrek?
19.02.2026 01:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeesh
18.02.2026 16:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The 70K MW in datacenters?
18.02.2026 15:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is that just Virginia?
18.02.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad saying "my name's not really Jesse Jackson" to Jane
18.02.2026 02:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lowest I've seen
17.02.2026 05:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The real problem is that one of those people was Merrick Garland
15.02.2026 15:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet your wife is like, "This totally makes up for the shelf"
15.02.2026 05:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Olivia Dean was a classy choice for a classy purchase
15.02.2026 05:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Giving him all my money so he buys Donkey
15.02.2026 05:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone's bitter that they didn't contribute to the Shrek
15.02.2026 05:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I support Shrek, but podcasts on video?
13.02.2026 23:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100% of you sucks
12.02.2026 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This, plus I'm staying up late tonight to read Pretenders to the Throne of God. Just an absolute run of bangers!
11.02.2026 21:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Once ChatGPT figures out what <- means, it's over for you
11.02.2026 20:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Naomi Wolf tweet. "No! No!!"
04.02.2026 04:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read this as Sauron.
28.01.2026 20:55 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was "Illiterate Know Your Enemy" taken?
27.01.2026 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- me, before listening to Mithradates' podcast
27.01.2026 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A smaller young man to the left. The caption reads "average Ra fan." To the right, a man with a chiseled jaw and beard. The caption reads "average Aten enjoyer"
27.01.2026 01:50 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Also, my sources (one Google search) tell me Scotland Yard is not in Scotland at all!
25.01.2026 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm pretty sure MI5 did this, based on my breadth of experience (exclusively British TV dramas)
25.01.2026 15:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What is that supposed to mean?
24.01.2026 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are both base ten
23.01.2026 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So insightful on Tolkein, history, and the present. Just remarkable.
23.01.2026 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0