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@itsamuledear.bsky.social

Father, untrained saxophonist, medical doctor, husband (in that order)

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The Godfather Part Jort

24.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Of course it's signed." On the back, you read the telltale signature of R.L. Stine.

23.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's cute that you're 'reading' Gilgamesh on audiobook," I say, looking at you over my 4000 pound cuneiform clay tablet first edition.

23.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The songs are a lot less alarming if you don't know German

23.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do they empty it?

20.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would this whiny bitch even buy a Shrek?

19.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeesh

18.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The 70K MW in datacenters?

18.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that just Virginia?

18.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad saying "my name's not really Jesse Jackson" to Jane

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad saying "my name's not really Jesse Jackson" to Jane

18.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lowest I've seen

17.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real problem is that one of those people was Merrick Garland

15.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet your wife is like, "This totally makes up for the shelf"

15.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Olivia Dean was a classy choice for a classy purchase

15.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giving him all my money so he buys Donkey

15.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone's bitter that they didn't contribute to the Shrek

15.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I support Shrek, but podcasts on video?

13.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% of you sucks

12.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This, plus I'm staying up late tonight to read Pretenders to the Throne of God. Just an absolute run of bangers!

11.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once ChatGPT figures out what <- means, it's over for you

11.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Naomi Wolf tweet. "No! No!!"

The Naomi Wolf tweet. "No! No!!"

04.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read this as Sauron.

28.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was "Illiterate Know Your Enemy" taken?

27.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- me, before listening to Mithradates' podcast

27.01.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A smaller young man to the left. The caption reads "average Ra fan."

To the right, a man with a chiseled jaw and beard. The caption reads "average Aten enjoyer"

A smaller young man to the left. The caption reads "average Ra fan." To the right, a man with a chiseled jaw and beard. The caption reads "average Aten enjoyer"

27.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, my sources (one Google search) tell me Scotland Yard is not in Scotland at all!

25.01.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure MI5 did this, based on my breadth of experience (exclusively British TV dramas)

25.01.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is that supposed to mean?

24.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are both base ten

23.01.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So insightful on Tolkein, history, and the present. Just remarkable.

23.01.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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