@markallender.bsky.social
artist | musician | designer | blackjack dealer
Cat piss is the nastiest of the pisses.
26.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Six years ago, I showed up in the morning at University Hospitals in Cleveland for surgery. Ten hours later I woke up with neither my esophagus, nor the nasty tumor it had been dragging around.
25.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An introduction to HAZOR, the Golems' "proof of concept" piece.
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Behold... the origin story of Golems of the Red Planet, as transmitted by The Bass Player. Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLSs...
Please spread the word about this campaign to all your friends and relations.
#SurfMasada #SurfGuitar #SurfRock #JohnZorn #Masada #Akron #AkronOhio
As The Golems prepare for our vinyl campaign, I want to share our tune HADRIAL This tune acts as kind of an overture to the Golems repertoire.
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As The Golems prepare for our vinyl campaign, I thought I'd share our weirdest tune - prob my favorite: PASCHAR/TZOFEH. And that's me reading an André Breton poem in the background.
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As The Golems prepare for our vinyl campaign, I thought I'd share one of our scrappier tunes MO'ED.
In which we conjour the spirit of The Velvet Underground.
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youtu.be/-c5s3FNrBzU?...
COMING SOON!
Golems of Red Planet's SURF MASADA vinyl campaign!
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Golems vinyl campaign on Kickstarter!
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@sarahv.dftba.social I'm looking at hitting one of the Vanguard shows. Prolly on Wednesday. You going to any/all of these?
06.08.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When something or someone surprises you, pay attention.
You have evidence that the world is a different place than you thought it was.
I'll have to see if there's a recording of that show anywheres ;-)
25.07.2025 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Learning Pai Gow
27.06.2025 11:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Formerly unbuilt Frank Lloyd Wright usonian home built on the site it was originally designed for.
And I manage its website.
www.axios.com/local/clevel...
Funnier if it was a $20.
22.06.2025 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy 24th to my kickass daughter Allison. You are a force for good in the world and I am proud of you every single day.
21.06.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@abpryor.bsky.social
RIP my friend
27.03.2025 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seems I'm going to be a professional blackjack dealer.
15.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw an ad for "camouflage that stands out" and they seem to have meant it in the non-clever way.
14.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
02.03.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
LAST CALL
Trump is shutting down the federal website for ordering free COVID tests (four per order) at midnight tonight.
I just ordered four—can’t be easier.
Please share.
covidtests.gov
It isn't what it is.
13.02.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child — theonion.com/elon-musk-de...
12.02.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Browse the loot received by this year's Valentimes recipients!
You can either:
a) Experience the communal joy with your fellow recipients, or
b) Feel a profound sense of envy at those that received them.
va.lenti.me/gallery25.html
