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Melissa Cynova she/her

@melissacynova.bsky.social

Author, tarot reader, witch, rapscallion. #tarot

636 Followers  |  179 Following  |  132 Posts  |  Joined: 01.10.2023  |  1.6121

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I just taught a two hour #tarot class about the Wands. It was so awesome and I'm so lucky l get to do this for a job. Holy shit.

13.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate organizing my meds. "sort your meds, Shelby"

Bleh

05.02.2026 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're trying so hard. We are showing up.

21.01.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I once caught all five of my cats in a circle in the kitchen. I backed out of the room so they'd stop staring at me.

18.01.2026 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting in front of a sign that says 500 lbs capacity ALT: a woman sitting in front of a sign that says 500 lbs capacity

For my book, Kitchen Table Tarot. "This is not a tarot deck."

15.01.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carry on. Next up is GBBO or Brooklyn 99. Maybe both.

13.01.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The news today got me so hard I had a bad panic attack. First one since we can remember. It was so shitty. We had to watch Somebody Feed Phil so I can regulate.

This is why we save episodes people

13.01.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For my mental health I've been reading your books. I want to make a Murderbot tarot deck sooo bad

10.01.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me toooooooo

08.01.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes me so happy for some reason. :)

08.01.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."

07.01.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8203    ๐Ÿ” 2710    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73

Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.

04.01.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3051    ๐Ÿ” 429    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

This is me.

19.12.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Something, something down with the patriarchyโ€ฆ #fuckthepatriarchy #angrywoman

12.12.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My therapist Joel said If I canโ€™t write, then I should just write something.

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12.12.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Take a Spell Sit a spell.

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29.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a walnut. What a maroon.

21.11.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, friend.

21.11.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My dog died. She was 16 and my honest to god best friend.

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19.11.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Falling Down Is Allowed I un-graduated from therapy this week.

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16.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope everything goes so smoothly. Youโ€™re on my mind.

10.11.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That makes my whole day. Thank you. :)

20.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss being a beginner. I am so excited for your journey! And Iโ€™m definitely not an expert with ai
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19.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll just tag it as ai assisted when I use it online. Xo thanks for chiming in. This is new territory for me

19.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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