christopher, post-rock dog dad

I maintain that Stormare in this movie is the Best Movie Satan

Death to Carville-era triangulation.

We have to articulate our full-throated support for a liberal, diverse, pluralistic democracy, or we will not have a democracy.

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Every time I see the air bud politics tweet it makes me so fuckin’ mad because it’s so correct

tarts should come in other music genres beside pop

Evidently I had one of the most pained set of eyes a therapist had ever seen in a wild session where I actually had bad news broken to me in the middle of it

Not really proud of it since all the pain was in my eyes because like every other dude we’re taught to try to hold emotions in, sadly

I notice the same behavior on homescreen widgets and it drives me nuts

If I had learned of Clutch's self-titled album in real-time at the age of 14, my life would be very different and likely better. I believe this so firmly, any time I make a joke about alternate timelines I will likely reference "the timeline where I learned about Clutch in 1995."

A+ album, no skips

Clutch day has been extended to today. Morale remains high.

Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you

Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right ->

account details -> View purchase history and scroll down

This isn't too bad. As is tradition, one of these games I never played (league of heroes)

jordan peterson is very lucky to have a daughter who can recognize how terrible a poster he is

We started the day with some zoomer shoegaze, but now we've moved onto Clutch and /some shit is gonna get done now./

Had to make sure this was here.

Haven't seen a less trustable face this side of Rahm Emanuel

yeah, i like HBO

Honey
Bunches of
Oats

there are no actual reasonable conservatives in america because a political and legal culture born entirely as reactions to the new deal, racial integration, and the sexual revolution is inherently unreasonable

Midway only because it’s so much less bad than O’Hare

sorry if I’ve been in a weird mood the past seven years

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy's team

I don't care how poorly your team is managed, Reinsdorfs are bottom-3 owners in two sports, they won't be an improvement

I'm removing the velcro from my pedalboard (going to use zip ties instead), and I was very prepared to go to war with glue residue, and it turns out when you get quality velcro the adhesive isn't terrible, and most of it came off with little effort

Shoutout to Voodoo labs for being quality

you can say random acts of kindness are not enough to get us through, but if we can all learn to do random acts of kindness it doesn't take long to figure out that /purposeful/ acts of kindness are what will get us through.

he's gotta do the Bulls, the khan has to serve his current constituency first

I would say this is a Godspeed! You Black Emperor day, but I get a bit overstimulated by them at some point.

Listening to their most recent album, "NO TITLE AS OF 13 FEBRUARY 2024 28,340 DEAD" (an album title as punk rock and pro-human as there can be), and it's incredible, because of course it is.

there’s a lot of “i’m sorry someone thought you were bill maher” and that’s a great point but i can’t sit here and not see this as a triumph in making her big, big mad

Never got into Koi No Yokan. Real good album. Sad it took me this long to give it a solid spin.

nothing says romance like seeing what the data says

Every time I open a Microsoft ticket, I specify that I want to be e-mailed.

Every time, they call me.

Every time, I don't answer.

you lost me at "bought", what in the hell is that, never heard of it

Today is a Deftones day.