@mrjake.bsky.social
You don’t know who I am, and that’s ok.
Once again, I am asking for a block feature on Teams
12.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe, it was just kind of like “huh, thst happened”
12.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Eye contact and all.
Um thank you?
A woman flashed me in the HEB check out line yesterday. While I was standing next to my wife.
Like how are you supposed to react to that? I’ve got a bag of dog food on my shoulder, I’m just like hanging out, and I look over and she pulled down tne zipper on the front of her dress and flashed me.
MST3K:The Movie (1996)
I took the DC Metro to a small theater in DuPont Circle, and it was amazing.
What’s this “And the rest crap”
09.02.2026 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A running game? In this Super Bowl?
09.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This was the greatest half time show of all time.
This, then Prince.
My wife every Super Bowl half time show.
“I don’t know who this person is, but I like them”
I was making a pot roast with root vegetables for my folks, but they got sick, and somehow this pot roast slow cooked for almost 18 hours.
Amazing, no words, dinner for days.
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08.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Five jobs I’ve had:
-Line Cook
-Restaurant Manager
-Video Games Tester
-Sys Admin
-Solutions Architect
Why the fuck is the Shamwow guy running for congress for my district?
So far we have :
Old man
Gun Girl
Indian dude
Shamwow guy
I used to weigh a very high number. Now I weigh a bit less than the high number, 20.
Anyway, it’s strange because to flabby part of me is becoming softer, and my skin is loose.
I’m just like “huh” that’s strange.
Honestly that Maryland Crab is just a warning to other drivers.
17.01.2026 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whatever happened to Nerdcore?
11.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey shout out to H-E-B for putting zero sugar Ginger ale on sale this week. Like it’s all my wife as been able to drink while she was down with the flu.
10.01.2026 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pro tip kids, don’t discuss layoffs in the common area of a shared workspace.
“We’ve got the lists, I’ll send them to HR, they’ll be notified by the end of the week”
No, I don’t know the company name.
Every damn year.
03.01.2026 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello, I’m a massiven leg injury from a Mongolian manhole cover
02.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking Legend
01.01.2026 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Dismemberment Plan would like to wish you a god damn New Year
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It’s a classic
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I’m at Disneyland, and heard a mom call her son a “Grumpy McShitface”
Last Disney trip for a long long time.
How I'm walking out of 2025
28.12.2025 00:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0youtu.be/W9Do0hNtGIE?...
25.12.2025 08:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed
My last guinea pig died today. We got them as a reward for my daughter sleeping through the night, but they migrated to my office a few years ago.
Fluffy was squeaking at me this morning for blueberries, and when I got home she was laid out by her castle.
