Stephen

And what the fuck happened to Ellie Goulding. Where are they hiding her.

my week long OOO message goes live in 25 minutes

I’m starting to be staffed on deals where the implications of the Big Beautiful Bill are being discussed and I just can’t believe it’s real and we’re calling it that

How many more years of human evolution do you think it will take before people understand you need to let people exit the train before you board it? Gotta be like 400 minimum right?

Facts! But can we blame her? Still a great album all things considered

ugh fine I’ll listen

Locked into my video game, ignoring all texts and diving deep back into my favorite Taylor tracks….proud? No. Peaceful? Absolutely.

dream collaboration tbh

There is a special kind of dark energy emanating from every Keurig machine. Just pure evil.

Unexpected?? He was 75.

Made the giant mistake of checking my home camera while I’m away and my cat is just sitting there watching the front door so yeah my heart is breaking

trying to figure out if I’m actually a secret introvert or just in my 30s with a demanding job OR if it doesn’t matter!

I would have preferred Pope Capricorn but Leo is fine!!

who is this Olly Gocky guy that Bernie keeps talking about

Just know it’s gonna be a great week when my Monday work day ends at 2:30am on Tuesday 😊😊😊😊😊

That girl in your head ain’t real, how bad do you want me for real

If your first reference point for HBDYWM is T****r and not The Cure I’m not taking whatever you say next seriously 🫶🏻

Still the best traitor to ever do it, I know her crown is untouched

I’m going to CRYYYYY #TheTraitors

Thought they were about to play Shut Up And Drive tbh

I have a very attractive acquaintance I’ve known loosely for years now tell me he’s been into me the whole time. So yeah I feel like a huge idiot

Whoever stole my best winter jacket from Animal you will not be seeing heaven

I don’t event want to go out tonight but I have no choice. Abracadabra is summoning me to the dance floor 💃🏼

ginger lemon with a touch of honey

Nothing helped me quit vaping until I heard Heather Gay’s voice at the reunion.

✨Abracadabra to #1 on the charts ✨

GAGA!!!! oh we are so back

RIP democracy you had a good go at it… thanks for your input