4Chan knew about Jeffrey Epstein's death 38 minutes before the rest of the world. The FBI tried to figure out how. The Epstein files address a long-running side plot of Jeffrey Epstein's 2019 death while in jail on sex-trafficking charges.

Great pull from the Epstein files. FBI tried to figure out who on 4chan had scooped all news outlets on Epstein's death, but the trail went cold when they couldn't find who had that IP address.

Democrats in four states seek to bar ICE employees from future civil service jobs Bills aim to make ICE employees ineligible for jobs in law enforcement, public education and state civil service

this is the way

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

Post old memes to confuse young people.

american "excellence" exemplified: you can buy a 48oz bucket of dunkin but NOT the panera lemonade that kills you, which would be much faster

We all saw the same image of how slave ships were laid out in grade school, right?

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

please note, the committee approved cumulative Small Beers adding up to Big Beer. Inclusion is important!

The Mr Show skit with David Cross where he doesn't say "TV" and text added that says Notice I said "artificial intelligence" and not "AI". "AI" is a nickname & nicknames are for friends, & artificial intelligence is no friend of mine.

I will keep posting this meme until the bubble bursts and the thing dies

why say "I'm a fan of metal gear solid and death stranding" when "i like to play hideogames" is right there

grape job kerry

Let me tell you what happens when they can’t manufacture enough parts for critical medical equipment: the companies will exit making that equipment and your insurance company will say “too bad, do your best to keep it working”.

Phillips did this with pediatric ventilators.

The thought of Something Awful being used in any sort of academic field of any kind is absolutely terrifying.

Still from Before Sunrise. Julie Delp and Ethan Hawk hold each other close, their foreheads lightly touching

JESSE AND CELINE WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Another core phrase in my vernacular coming from the Simpsons:

HOT STUFF COMIN THRU

read that first paragraph if nothing else:

damn she got my ass i accepted the cookies without even thinking

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Why Are Senate Democrats Still Voting to Confirm Trump’s Judicial Nominees? Democrats on the Judiciary Committee keep decrying Trump nominees as unqualified extremists. They also keep voting to confirm them.

I know this seems like it should be impossible, but both of these statements are true: Trump's judicial nominees all refuse to denounce the January 6 insurrection or say that he lost the 2020 election, and ALSO, some Senate Dems keep voting to confirm those nominees to life-tenured judgeships

Ain't no way it was only 25%!

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

The two most expensive ones they make so I can sell them and buy a gently used Toyota Corolla, the apex of automotive engineering

I thought it was weird they waited 17 years to give Isabella Rossellini an award for her delivery of the line, "Damn it Johnny! You know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!"

But you can't say her Oscar was undeserved.

submissive and Lunchable

Trump's tariffs cost American households $1,000 last year: Research group President Donald Trump’s tariffs cost the average American household $1,000 last year, according to new research from the nonpartisan Tax Foundation.

This is a tax on you.

You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.

Going to raise prices at my restaurant whose primary advantage is “it’s there”

Still think about this