Parker Teague

I wonder who writes these for him. He doesn’t know most of the words in this post.

22.01.2026 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1312

12.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looked just like the kind of creature who would tell you to let Nana die because his Bentley needs new tires. While technically a crime, this is not a loss.

05.12.2024 08:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why can’t democrats golf clap? Shut up, get on the team, and go fight dirty. I’m sick of this bickering nonsense while we’ve got a damn apocalypse on.

02.12.2024 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know a guy…

28.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the plus side, we don’t have to worry about the tariffs all that much because of the impending nuclear war and all.

28.11.2024 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pumpkin looks like he knows things.

28.11.2024 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s going to go great. You’re both going to enjoy Christmas this year.

27.11.2024 21:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump is the “domestic” part of “all enemies, foreign and domestic.”

27.11.2024 20:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my cat. Her name is Mao Mao. She’s my second best girl.

25.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0