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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)

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ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE/ CBP agent wearing Meta Ray Bans in Illinois.

08.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE or CBP agent wears Meta Ray Bans in Berwyn, IL

ICE/ CBP agent wearing Meta Ray Bans in Illinois.

08.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social @marisakabas.bsky.social @wired.com @kateconger.com One of the agents in the Berwyn vid is wearing Meta Ray Bans - this was rampant in LA too.

Would love to read more about the FB/ ICE partnership. How is our data being used to target our neighbors?

Thanks!

08.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if there were more English, History & sundry โ€œrip-offโ€ grads in the US right now, I think weโ€™d be in a better place.

I hope your side of the world manages to stave off ghouls like Badenoch and Musk.

08.10.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sexe faible : lโ€™Amรฉrique en guerre contre ses femmes | Documentaire | ARTE
Disponible jusqu'au 05/01/2026 Le documentariste Brice Lambert parcourt le sud des ร‰tats-Unis et illustre par des tรฉmoignages le recul des droits fondamentaux des femmes, dans le viseur des nationalistes chrรฉtiens qui dominent l'appareil rรฉpublicain au pouvoir. L'arrรชt "Dobbs v. Jackson" du 24 ju Sexe faible : lโ€™Amรฉrique en guerre contre ses femmes | Documentaire | ARTE

Aux ร‰tats-Unis, les conservateurs avancent et les droits des femmes reculent โ™€๏ธ

07.10.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Pritzker family name is on hospitals and law schools, libraries and architectural prizes.

The Trump name is on hats and lawsuits.

07.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s a waste of everyoneโ€™s time and the tariffs are unconstitutional.

we donโ€˜t want checks signed by that melting oaf, we want a functioning Congress to oversee the mothrafracking tariffs

07.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correction: Iโ€™m hearing he is, in fact, a human man โ€” I was unaware. Still, we can agree that Mr. Day Lewis would be unable to sell new truths with the vigor of Oโ€™Leary.

07.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The proletariat unanimously agrees that Comrade Gelovani deserved the Banner of Labour.

May a thousand Golden Globes and Oscars rain down upon Comrade Oโ€™Leary - and Emmys for his searing portrayal of a man on Abby Phillips Tonight! ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿซก

07.10.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Despite the noise, renewables keep rising now generating more electricity than coal.

@iea.org halved its US outlook, but raised Indiaโ€™s by 10%, putting it on track as the No. 2 growth market after China. MENA up 23%, driven by Saudi wind and solar.

07.10.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 462    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

only Vance is a bigger charm void

07.10.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought โ€œRidersโ€ for numerous friends for the Covid Christmas - a filthy, funny delight during dark days. Hadnโ€™t read it in decades.

About to launch into โ€œPoloโ€ again.

What a life!

06.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tubby McGillicuddy, if youโ€™re nasty

06.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will happily assume that Moodle is a digital mood ring app for academia.

06.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do women have such long hair now? weโ€™re in the Epoch of Crones & Whores (Oops! All Witches! edition), thatโ€™s why.

06.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DHS & the rest seem to have bigger marketing budgets than Coke and Walmart

06.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with a caption that says `` tell them the north remembers . '' Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a caption that says `` tell them the north remembers . ''
05.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wayfair ad aping 1980s phone sex ad. Reads wayfair: no place like it. Make It a reality. CALL NOW 1-844-263-4868 Call Day or Nigjt Live; not a recording. Lady in red underwear on a phone with 80s hair straddles man in suit on a sort of reclining chair

Wayfair ad aping 1980s phone sex ad. Reads wayfair: no place like it. Make It a reality. CALL NOW 1-844-263-4868 Call Day or Nigjt Live; not a recording. Lady in red underwear on a phone with 80s hair straddles man in suit on a sort of reclining chair

Wayfairโ€˜s effort to get tariff relief from the VP with the launch of their customer service / phone sex line.

Wayfair: Weโ€™ve got just what you need.

05.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1980s Tampax ad with white lady with big 80s hair in a white dress with a super white guy in a pink shirt. Ad reads โ€œFeel Smashinโ€™ Tampax with ICE โ€ฆ action protection you can trust.โ€

1980s Tampax ad with white lady with big 80s hair in a white dress with a super white guy in a pink shirt. Ad reads โ€œFeel Smashinโ€™ Tampax with ICE โ€ฆ action protection you can trust.โ€

Promo for the ICE/ Tampax partnership: Protection You Can Trust!

05.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman sitting in a chair with the words `` voof '' written on it . Alt: a black and white photo of a woman sitting in a chair with the words `` voof '' written on it . Teri garr (luminous) in โ€œYoung Frankensteinโ€

Soโ€ฆ this isnโ€™t extreme enough for Yarvin, none of us have been told the actual plan and heโ€™s guilty of something so vile that itโ€™s worth fleeing the country?

05.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bill Clinton, GW Bush & Trump dodged the mothrafracking draft - I know we arenโ€™t putting the burden on this one man, right?

Josh Shapiro needs to get out there. JB Pritzker. Call up that nice young fellow from Kentucky or the preacher from Texas. For goodnessโ€™ sakes.

05.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you silent about whatโ€™s happened in Chicago and Portland, or the missing 1,000 from Alligator Alcatraz or the Presidentโ€™s calls for an authoritarian crackdown?

Americans deserve leadership. Donโ€™t wait for the invasion of Pennsylvania to stand for democracy. It will be too late.

05.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thielโ€™s errand boy
Americaโ€™s errant boy

05.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mallomars are the thinking manโ€™s pumpkin spice latte.

05.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€โ€ฆhe walked his dog and made passing conversation with at least one neighbor.โ€

Sofa, so good.

05.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me three.

Side note: Lane could play Anatole โ€œZsa Zsaโ€ Korda, but Iโ€™m not sure del Toro could play Albert Goldman?

05.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was some inning. Fantastic game

05.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOOOOO, CANADA!!๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Love these Blue Jays

04.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s being sarcastic - the currencies in the photo feature dictators Sadaam Hussein & Bashar al-Assad.

Have a lovely weekend

04.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MEMPHIS Republicans โ€œcondemnโ€ @FOX13Memphis forโ€ฆ doing their job?

Reporting on where the National Guard is as Trump occupies the city is exactly what local media should be doing.

04.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 963    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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