@vapethief.bsky.social
Deeply insincere, infamously callous, spiritually repulsive
Got too much attention on a tweet, any recommendations for erasing your entire digital footprint?
06.12.2024 05:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The office secretary has explained the concept of "Grogu, like a sort of baby Yoda" for the seventh time today and it has weaved the fraying edges of my sanity into a weapon to be used against me.
03.12.2024 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hmm
03.12.2024 18:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We should make lunchables that are more toxic
01.12.2024 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Basically it's a real social media platform now is what I'm saying
25.11.2024 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Training your personal bluesky algorithm is really running the razor edge between shit posting lefties and orange-man-bad Facebook posts.
25.11.2024 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As you may know, the horse is the enemy of the rat!
25.11.2024 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who up loving wokeness
19.01.2024 02:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Who up loving wokeness
19.01.2024 02:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fully broke my Twitter addiction a while back and just glanced at the TL out of curiosity and holy shit that site is bad
08.01.2024 17:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did it work
01.01.2024 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's called Legends of the Guardians: Owls of Ga'hoole. It's easy to remember. Close your phone and repeat this from memory in two minutes, I'm sure you'll get it
29.12.2023 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update: Curious George Santos
27.12.2023 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Love Songs xkcd.com/2870
20.12.2023 23:46 β π 3442 π 807 π¬ 51 π 51Made one good joke at the house party, gotta leave now while everyone thinks I'm cool
09.12.2023 07:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I desperately want to be a playlist guy but it is time to face facts: I will forever be an album man, watching everyone else have fun from outside as I mutter "the artist knows the best way to enjoy their art" again and again until I crumble to dust.
07.12.2023 18:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I run too much TTRPG to have a Spotify wrapped that's allowed to see the light of day, I fear
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30.11.2023 01:49 β π 1474 π 381 π¬ 20 π 31
Don't worry, I'm sure you're pissing blood in the way that's actually fine for you.
25.11.2023 03:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can count to 30 without getting bored
24.11.2023 04:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Curious George Soros
18.11.2023 21:31 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0if you think old sheldon and regular sheldon are the same shutb the fuck up
17.11.2023 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just auditioned for old sheldon and they said i had to condemn hamas
17.11.2023 21:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wish so bad I actually enjoyed It
16.11.2023 22:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good horror is when the turtle fight the spider
16.11.2023 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Finally deleted Twitter because I had gazed too long into the abyss so I'm back here gazing into a slightly different abyss!
16.11.2023 22:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just booked a wedding after party venue that scheduled our tour during a wake for a baby!
21.10.2023 23:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't think we should trust anyone who venerates the musical career of Max Rebo.
16.10.2023 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Posting videos of the conflict with a blue check account is war profiteering, actually
11.10.2023 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just woke up from a dream where I spent a full week of my life posting fan cams for a celebrity named Scloonze Cackley.
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