Beth Reinwald

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Ugh, I feel that. I just read about something called "functional freeze" where you just kind of turtle after periods of long stress and/or trauma and I just don't know how we're not all constantly in a state of functional freeze all the time these days

It's called sleep debt and is absolutely real; you can read about it!

I just got to meet my brand new niece today; she was born yesterday! Everyone's happy and healthy and she's beautiful

You get used to it when you have to, but mostly I just try to let my car heat up and then take my coat off while driving (or just run out to the car with the coat in my arms and wait to put it on until i get where I'm going). The key is to leave your gloves and scarf on, imo

That was karma

HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WAS THAT NOT TARGETING

How is our defense both completely ass and somehow the only reason we're not losing???

¿por que no los dos? It's so terrible and cringe it circles the whole way round back to genius

The He Gets Us campaign is run by The Servant Foundation, which has been waging lawfare on gay and trans people through tens of millions in donations to the far-right legal activist group The Alliance Defending Freedom since 2018

Thanksgiving is over, and Christmas is soon

Tmrw is Ohio State vs Penn State, meaning exactly one year ago I read something on my phone that made me cry, & D thought I was crying over the game, so he started saying things like "the season isn't over yet!" & "they can still make the playoff!" in one of the all-time funniest moments of my life