Heron

Too many hot dads in this town, pushing around their little pushchairs, the sluts

Born too late to be a scientist in the 70's paid by the government to experiment with psychedelics and learn telepathy 😞

It's time to admit that I'm ferally attracted to those dads you see in their 30s walking around town with their kid in a pushchair, wearing tight t-shirts, and busy being productive members of society

Bit of a slut tbh

I used a new moisturiser tonight and my face feels so incredibly soft, but I need some peer review

My most toxic trait is browsing Grindr while in the Dean Street waiting room

I love early sci-fi, and how it was inconceivable that a gentleman would venture to the Moon without a drinks cabinet, a well stocked reading room, a billiards table, and space for a manservant or two.

Spent the day looking at boats 10/10
But now mega eepy, send cuddles 😪

Hi 🥺

Which venue 👀
DM me with many pics of the bartenders, I'm a visual learner

Can we make Hunky Sundays a thing?

Flopped

Not sure if I should be offended over this or not

Bonus post-workout-pre-gaming pic 😇

Quick morning home workout 💪

I heard Thirsty Thursdays were a thing 👀

😘

Thinking about kissing boys again

i pick heavy things up and then put them down again until i get too tired

I went gym 💪

Counterpoint: Yes 👍

Off out for some rather specific dancing tonight....

quote with you looking fancy

Pretty sure I've been with a Devon Ian before

Sundayyy

I made it to my hotel 🥰

Off to Newcastle for the evening! Anybody have any gay bar or restaurant recommendations? I need to make the most of my expense policy!

Unapologetic thirst trap 💦🪤

Happy Saturday.
Hapurday.

My Christmas Chocolate is almost depleted, and the refill of Easter Chocolate is still months away. I may need to resort to buying my own chocolate. Truly dark times.