Armadillo

I need 30 days notice if you’re evicting me

what kind of bread

Why is that the first thing people think of? Why not my eyes? Or my winning personality?

Yeah and we had a nice time

Not much left but yeah of course

It was a smart choice Becky, we would’ve have come for the body of our own

The puns in the comments of this post means the palace is closed to everyone I hope you’re all happy

Dare you to touch me

I lost my glasses, you could’ve helped

It was us, got a bit drunk and ended up on her roof, dw about it

But the selfies will cost you

My butthole is worth a lot more I’ll have you know

Just for that pun the entry price has doubled

Leave 20 bucks in your crawlspace and I’ll forget it happened

As real as you want me to be

It’ll cost you

Amazing

And we love you

You wish you were eating this armadillo meat

You’re banned. Last time you made a massive mess and stole Tim’s wife

Don’t spread lies - we burrow into the crawl space of people from every religion

You made me sit still for longer than I liked but it’s come out great

Hi

Imma take your ribs

We like m&m’s and cold hard cash

My name’s not fígaro

Tod said he was sick but I fuckin knew he was on holiday

Can you paint my back purple so I match

While I’m trying to go to the bathroom? Don’t make your piss kink my problem

Yeah well I bet you carry diseases too but I didn’t call you out