Sabrina 🍼🧷 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 BFCTV

"Waving flags of countries that none of [the fans] are from" but the American flag is right fucking there!

Yep! Halftime show was good despite the people in the bar who were confused at where kid rock was and then called bad bunny a Mexican as a perjoritive

But also even though I made the tough decision to boymode today I've gotten multiple people come up to me and ask if I was (my mom)'s daughter 🤷‍♀️

Drove to my aunt's bar (in a small rural town) to watch the superbowl. Within a half hour of being here ive already overheard; people saying Bad Bunny isn't an American and they wont watch the halftime show, people defending ice, people praise T and denounce biden, and call the E files a hoax 😬

*hugs*

I think little girls should get used to stewing in their soggy diapers. An adult will change you when they change you.

👎eating a whole loaf of bread👎

👍bake into bite-sized pieces and smother them in butter and parmesan👍

dislykables

Black garlic is fucking awesome; one of my favorite ingredients to use

Mine was a Celsius and a slim Jim.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Real talk; when you buy silverware why are butter knives the default? You can spread butter with a steak knife but you can't cut steak with a butter knife.

There's not many problems some good pizza and beer can't solve.

Needed some comfort; got the T slur shouted at me today.

お目出度う！

Haha 😄

I think I was owed at least three suckers, but they didn't even give me one!

Still not beating the pin cushion allegations. I was a big girl and got 3 vaccinations today.

*accidentally* "spilling your drink" so that no one notices that your pants are wet...

I fucking LOVE graham crackers!

Just got told that when I'm drunk I start talking back to the TV

... maybe I should start watching Dora or something when I'm drunk

I thought this whole "medication making me unable to orgasm" thing had run its course, but if 2 hours of trying and a bed full of wet SAP is anything to say about it, well... then fuck me I guess

I hadn't measured my bra size in a while, so I was super surprised to find that I measured just shy of a D cup.

Hoping they fill out a bit more but super happy with the progress after only 2 years on hrt

I jus wanted a coke, but now I'm gettin a bath 😢

I swear those speed bump treads at the doors to the grocery store exist just to fuck with people that wanted a cute little pop for the drive home

Did my injection yesterday and got my blood drawn today, feeling like a pin cushion

Think I legitimately slept for 14 hours straight. Fuck me

I mean, they let you order it, sure. But if they give you anything except a warm bottle of milk I'd be surprised

I beg to differ! Sometimes they just get wet without me even knowing 🤷

The wendy's junior Bacon cheeseburger is honestly one of the best fast food burgers. Sometimes you crave something heavy and greasy, but most of the time I want something light, fresh, and tasty. The JBC is like the perfect portion of fresh veg toppings on a burger, it's like a BLT with a patty

Lol, June, this is funny as fuck

Two white adult diapers, each with a sticker on the front that reads “hello, i am fleeing the american century of humiliation. can you show me where to buy adult diapers?” in english and badly translated mandarin “你好，我正在逃离美国带来的百年屈辱。请问你能告诉我哪里可以买到成人纸尿裤吗？”

Preparing for my next business trip…