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Might post about music, tv, sports, science, or politics/real life irritations, but will mostly post about gaming. Expect lots of Final Fantasy takes. (He/Him)

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Fanart of Terra from Final Fantasy 6. She is sitting with her knees bent up towards her chest and resting her right arm on her knee where she rests her chin on that hand. She is in her signature red dress with her cloak flowing around her. There is a smile on her face as she looks towards the viewer. The background is a simple purple square with gold framing and geometric flowers bordering it.

Fanart of Terra from Final Fantasy 6. She is sitting with her knees bent up towards her chest and resting her right arm on her knee where she rests her chin on that hand. She is in her signature red dress with her cloak flowing around her. There is a smile on her face as she looks towards the viewer. The background is a simple purple square with gold framing and geometric flowers bordering it.

Some Terra to brighten your week
#ff6 #terrabranford

19.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๆฅ้ ˆ่’ผ็œŸ
#Castlevania
#ๆ‚ช้ญ”ๅŸŽใƒ‰ใƒฉใ‚ญใƒฅใƒฉ

19.02.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Playing through Secret of Mana. Think this is another "classic" I missed the boat on. It simply has not aged well. OST is 10/10, though. When the sound effects aren't cutting parts of it out.

18.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that AI, a thing we hate and donโ€™t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

17.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3309    ๐Ÿ” 1355    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ—ใฆใ‚‹ใจใ‚‰ใใŒใใ—ใŸใใชใ‚Šใ€ใ‚‰ใใŒใใ—ใฆใ‚‹ใจใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ—ใŸใใชใ‚‹

16.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 667    ๐Ÿ” 335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17519    ๐Ÿ” 6048    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 228    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
Miriam feasting on delicious foods while Zangetsu brings the next course ,, unwillingly ๐Ÿ˜†

Miriam feasting on delicious foods while Zangetsu brings the next course ,, unwillingly ๐Ÿ˜†

Happy Valentineโ€™s Day ๐Ÿœโค๏ธ
May Zangetsu bring you all the delicious things you desire in a timely fashion. Excuse me, Miriam needs refill โ˜•๏ธ

14.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 982    ๐Ÿ” 315    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Celes Chere and Locke Cole from Final Fantasy VI in the rain. Locke is using his jacket to shield themselves. Celes has her hand out to feel the raindrops.

Celes Chere and Locke Cole from Final Fantasy VI in the rain. Locke is using his jacket to shield themselves. Celes has her hand out to feel the raindrops.

Caught in the rain #FF6

14.02.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still cannot comprehend Konami. They were gaming gods who deliberately trashed their own reputation and now are trying to make good again like a Sim City player burning their own city for the hell of it to start from scratch.

14.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for reminding me of the transcendent Richard Simmons episode. Going to go rewatch and laugh like I do every time.

14.02.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Relm Arrowny from Final Fantasy 6 holding out a pencil, with text stating โ€pick up a pencilโ€

Relm Arrowny from Final Fantasy 6 holding out a pencil, with text stating โ€pick up a pencilโ€

#ff6 #ffvi #finalfantasy

13.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A low res sketch of Carrie Fernandez from Castlevania 64 facing off against a skeleton riding a motorcycle.

A low res sketch of Carrie Fernandez from Castlevania 64 facing off against a skeleton riding a motorcycle.

I've never really played Castlevania, but I'm not ignorant, I know what it's about.

13.02.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 234    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Worst part of going to the gym isn't the sweat or soreness or fatigue, it's simply the time spent. Having to drive over and back and always feeling a little pissed off that I lost over an hour of my day.

12.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hollow Knight: Silksong - OST - Choral Chambers
YouTube video by Ruba Hollow Knight: Silksong - OST - Choral Chambers

This was a perfect gaming moment.

11.02.2026 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a cape is flying through the air ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air

*Sees Corey with an "e"*

10.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every game can be a roguelike if you don't use a memory card.

10.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
YouTube video saying "Final Fantasy 10 NSGNSNCNONENNENBB Challenge" yes that's what it actually says.

YouTube video saying "Final Fantasy 10 NSGNSNCNONENNENBB Challenge" yes that's what it actually says.

This is not a challenge. This is some Zoomer discussing their favorite gay ship.

10.02.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like Final Fantasy X challenge runs because they have such long acronyms they look like keyboard smashes.

10.02.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Link: women want him, fish fear him, and.... fish women want him.

09.02.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What happened to our beautiful bean footage?

09.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When The Moon's Reaching Out Stars
YouTube video by Yumi Kawamura - Topic When The Moon's Reaching Out Stars

Messed up by listening to this late at night. Currently merging into nostalgic melancholy for one of the best RPGS of all time.

08.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Famous "guy explaining something to girl" meme.

Famous "guy explaining something to girl" meme.

Me explaining to all my girl-bot followers how to properly build a Calculator in Final Fantasy Tactics.

07.02.2026 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of Hollow Knight: Silksong. The protagonist, Hornet, is seen in an action pose standing on a stone and brandishing a needle weapon as sparks roar from below.

Cover of Hollow Knight: Silksong. The protagonist, Hornet, is seen in an action pose standing on a stone and brandishing a needle weapon as sparks roar from below.

#7 - Hollow Knight: Silksong

A true sequel. Not because you have to know the story, but because you have to know the gameplay. Difficulty spikes early and at times is savage. The 3 acts felt disconnected and it's not without bloat and troll design. However, this is, undoubtedly, a quality game.

07.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just beat Hollow Knight Silksong with 100% and I'm going to have to realllllly think how I felt about this one. Was it good? Absolutely. Was it bad? Well... kinda? Certainly felt disconnected. And trollish. And bloated. But I can't decide how endearing I find that old school "F-U" aspect to be.

06.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How

05.02.2026 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy ass family

03.02.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

I haven't watched E13 yet but I would bet my bank account Einfasen is shifty AF. So many red flags everywhere.

02.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dancer boss is a perfect example. This would have been a great boss fight but they decided to add a random gauntlet of enemies beforehand to create artificial challenge. Baffling.

02.02.2026 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For real, though. For about 12 hours in Act 2 I thought I might be playing the best Metroidvania ever made. Then Act 3 completely stripped that away with tedious design choices. I can't believe it.

02.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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