Cory Ison

Fanart of Terra from Final Fantasy 6. She is sitting with her knees bent up towards her chest and resting her right arm on her knee where she rests her chin on that hand. She is in her signature red dress with her cloak flowing around her. There is a smile on her face as she looks towards the viewer. The background is a simple purple square with gold framing and geometric flowers bordering it.

Some Terra to brighten your week
#ff6 #terrabranford

来須蒼真
#Castlevania
#悪魔城ドラキュラ

Playing through Secret of Mana. Think this is another "classic" I missed the boat on. It simply has not aged well. OST is 10/10, though. When the sound effects aren't cutting parts of it out.

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

ゲームしてるとらくがきしたくなり、らくがきしてるとゲームしたくなる

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Miriam feasting on delicious foods while Zangetsu brings the next course ,, unwillingly 😆

Happy Valentine’s Day 🍜❤️
May Zangetsu bring you all the delicious things you desire in a timely fashion. Excuse me, Miriam needs refill ☕️

Celes Chere and Locke Cole from Final Fantasy VI in the rain. Locke is using his jacket to shield themselves. Celes has her hand out to feel the raindrops.

Caught in the rain #FF6

Still cannot comprehend Konami. They were gaming gods who deliberately trashed their own reputation and now are trying to make good again like a Sim City player burning their own city for the hell of it to start from scratch.

Thanks for reminding me of the transcendent Richard Simmons episode. Going to go rewatch and laugh like I do every time.

Relm Arrowny from Final Fantasy 6 holding out a pencil, with text stating ”pick up a pencil”

#ff6 #ffvi #finalfantasy

A low res sketch of Carrie Fernandez from Castlevania 64 facing off against a skeleton riding a motorcycle.

I've never really played Castlevania, but I'm not ignorant, I know what it's about.

Worst part of going to the gym isn't the sweat or soreness or fatigue, it's simply the time spent. Having to drive over and back and always feeling a little pissed off that I lost over an hour of my day.

YouTube video by Ruba Hollow Knight: Silksong - OST - Choral Chambers

This was a perfect gaming moment.

a man in a cape is flying through the air ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air

*Sees Corey with an "e"*

Every game can be a roguelike if you don't use a memory card.

YouTube video saying "Final Fantasy 10 NSGNSNCNONENNENBB Challenge" yes that's what it actually says.

This is not a challenge. This is some Zoomer discussing their favorite gay ship.

I like Final Fantasy X challenge runs because they have such long acronyms they look like keyboard smashes.

Link: women want him, fish fear him, and.... fish women want him.

What happened to our beautiful bean footage?

YouTube video by Yumi Kawamura - Topic When The Moon's Reaching Out Stars

Messed up by listening to this late at night. Currently merging into nostalgic melancholy for one of the best RPGS of all time.

Famous "guy explaining something to girl" meme.

Me explaining to all my girl-bot followers how to properly build a Calculator in Final Fantasy Tactics.

Cover of Hollow Knight: Silksong. The protagonist, Hornet, is seen in an action pose standing on a stone and brandishing a needle weapon as sparks roar from below.

#7 - Hollow Knight: Silksong

A true sequel. Not because you have to know the story, but because you have to know the gameplay. Difficulty spikes early and at times is savage. The 3 acts felt disconnected and it's not without bloat and troll design. However, this is, undoubtedly, a quality game.

Just beat Hollow Knight Silksong with 100% and I'm going to have to realllllly think how I felt about this one. Was it good? Absolutely. Was it bad? Well... kinda? Certainly felt disconnected. And trollish. And bloated. But I can't decide how endearing I find that old school "F-U" aspect to be.

How

Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy ass family

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

I haven't watched E13 yet but I would bet my bank account Einfasen is shifty AF. So many red flags everywhere.

The dancer boss is a perfect example. This would have been a great boss fight but they decided to add a random gauntlet of enemies beforehand to create artificial challenge. Baffling.

For real, though. For about 12 hours in Act 2 I thought I might be playing the best Metroidvania ever made. Then Act 3 completely stripped that away with tedious design choices. I can't believe it.