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Who was going to tell me that there was actually a protein bar out there that tastes gooood #barebells

He thinks revenge is leadership and trolling is governance.

Stop the #MadKing

Is it giving Spring or is it giving Pepto-Bismol? Lmao 🫠

I just liked a bunch of people’s post’s on Facebook from a week ago bcus I neeeevr use it. I had actually deleted the messenger app and turns out I have like 100 unread messages lol

Craaaazy bcus he hid a whole gf, all while he was telling Venita that he has strong feelings for her 🚩🚩🚩 Venita needs to learn how to cut people offf

Ok I’m still watching Temptation Island & I have collected my thoughts.. I forgot that I was 22 TWELVE years ago lmao ☠️ I get them now

I stayed up late not realizing how much time has actually passed, but I now know it’s more than enough to have finished my book club pick but I didn’t 🙂‍↔️

I’m at that age where the next day my body whispers to me, “please don’t do that again.”

I knew Tempation Island was messy but had no idea what the premise was.. after watching the first 3 minutes, these girls should have just broken up with these loooosers lol

If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

If it happened under any other president, Fox News would air a special called "Treason in the White House: How Our Enemies Are Laughing at Us"

Anyone that says Factor meals are good is lyingggggg

Buck is just ruining it for me on 9-1-1 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Not only did it destroy people’s homes, but it gave them flesh eating fungus?! Ok so where are we moving to? I’m readyyyyyy

Living in the Midwest is honestly the bessssttt.. until you watch a documentary about a horrific tornado in a neighboring state 🙃

Severence's Milchik X tv off by Kendrick Lamar

my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"

I am in love with Selena Gomez. Don’t tell my husband kthx ❤️‍🔥

JT absolutely said it. He is that guy. #SouthernCharm

If you really wanted someone as your partner, and you’re both on the same page, there would be no hesitation to have the “exclusive” talk. Hesitation comes from boys that are afraid of commitment. #SummerHouse

A quote from Susan Glasser that reads, “It’s true that a bigger bullshit artist has never occupied our public stage. But focussing on the spectacle at the expense of understanding what Trump and his allies are actually doing has led to some of the most epically wrong takes in the history of American politics.”

For too many years, Donald Trump’s theatrics have clouded public perception about the threat he poses to the country, @sbg1.bsky.social writes.
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Ugh this man can’t speak like an elected official even if he tried. Just some angry man yelling at clouds 🫠 I’m tired of this grandpawwww

Tesla might be done. I don't think there are enough right-wing Tesla buyers to replace the flood of Dems and independents that are abandoning the brand. This is something called capitalism and consumer choice. I'm sure they'll applaud it soon, since, you know, they claim to support the concept.

As soon as the tariffs fully kick in, the stock market and economy will recover, amirite? 😂

I’m in a book club and I read two other books instead of the one we chose for the month. I’ll try again next month lol

WAIT, that’s fake David Dobrik? I’m 🪦

a woman wearing headphones is sitting on a train holding a pole ALT: a woman wearing headphones is sitting on a train holding a pole

Oh damn, OKAY Alex Warren #LoveIsBlind