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Voice Actor. Cook. Kyokushin practitioner (OSU!). #DustAnElysianTail | #PrinceOfTennis | #MyTimeatPortia | #DeathBattle | #BROK VO BOOKING: mikevarkerva@gmail.com AGENCY CONTACT: BigMouth Voices Source Connect Ready

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20.02.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ we gotta get rid of every single one of these motherfuckers. Canโ€™t even enjoy New Dinosaur.

20.02.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he looks just like his dad โค๏ธ

19.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2459    ๐Ÿ” 417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

This systemic collapsed they warned us of...I feel pretty comfortable so far, how 'bout the rest of you?

20.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign . ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .

I'm old enough to remember when Bill Gates was a smart Elon Musk and the great villain of the 90s, only to watch how, through philanthropy, he convinced Millennials that he was what a Billionaire should be. Watching the Billionaire class being torn down now and him with it over Epstein? Delicious.

20.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 232    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Also, why is that account named that?

20.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ichiban really gets fucked over, story of his life, sacrificed for the sake of a higher up, only to get bugger all out of it.
However he always remains hopeful and tries to be there, even if things look real dire.

20.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

19.02.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7141    ๐Ÿ” 1501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

not a fan of remasters/remakes personally, but the business case is there. this is bad business and bad leadership, and once again it's video game workers paying the price for dipshit executive decisions.

19.02.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 937    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

20.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7652    ๐Ÿ” 1055    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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Iโ€™m Tired Of These Useless Jackasses Making The Computer Expensive RAM, flash memory, and HDDs are unaffordable because of a bunch of greedy idiots that do not love the computer.

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

19.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1410    ๐Ÿ” 423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

19.02.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4350    ๐Ÿ” 1634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

#savespeech #stopKOSA #notodigitalID

So my governor has decided to sip the koolaid of the Heritage Foundation, NCOSE, and every Republican[on the Epstein List] wanting to "protect the kids."

This bill WONT work. Same for KOSA.

www.illinois.gov/about/contac...

Call him. Tell him to vote NO

19.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They all go in cock and balls first. Jesus fucking christ, thank fuck some of those images I just saw on Secular Talk were redacted. Yep, after that, shove them dick first into the woodchipper.

19.02.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CBS News' downfall is going to be studied in future media classes on how not to run a media network.

19.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I hope a Andrew squeals like the spineless royal piglet he is

19.02.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But as you know, he uh, he doesn't sweat...

19.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regardless, let's just celebrate in his misery.

19.02.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Found out it's also Andrew's 66th birthday, what a deserving present!!

19.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mum earlier: "I want something bad to happen to Andrew, that piece of shit"

Well mum, you got your wish after 1 hour.

19.02.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, quick correction of the alt text, I meant to add "allegedly", my mistake.

19.02.2026 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read one of the best fantasy series of all time. Start with Guards Guards, then go in publication order. It's peak.

18.02.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 279    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, I recently rewatched the scene where Sydney Pollack was the Doctor, and just the little things in that scene is comedy gold.

19.02.2026 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me to my Korean friends as I watch their democracy succeeding at punishing an insurrection while our own failed miserably to do so:

19.02.2026 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1248    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this is why the whole โ€œoh, suffering creates great artโ€ thing is bullshit

you know whatโ€™s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table

you know what isnโ€™t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from

19.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7025    ๐Ÿ” 2164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
19.02.2026 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nice gym sesh. Every time I put on something to protect my hands, gloves or hand wraps, I feel I am getting selected in a " Choose your fighter" menu

19.02.2026 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame I have to ask this but this is America unfortunately, does she have a GoFundMe?

19.02.2026 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Bouncer Soundtrack - Mugetsu's Theme
YouTube video by ฮ›DI The Bouncer Soundtrack - Mugetsu's Theme

youtu.be/ILcopR_oU-s?...

19.02.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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