Alayna Heim

Volunteered to be on a WGA sub-committee today. I’m like a whole ass joiner I guess!

I just spent an hour scrolling through reels my friends and family and liked and COMMENTED on. I’ve learned a lot. None of you are safe.

In features, I usually find a minor character that’s just there for laughs and cut them out completely. Which makes me sad, but ultimately lowers page count and actors that need to be hired.

I need to cut 11 pages out of my feature and I’m losing my mind!

Choking on your own spit is so embarrassing. What am I? A literal baby who has no control over basic human functions??

I just signed up to be an instacart shopper on weekends, so if anyone has any writers rooms they’d like to staff me in instead, that would be great. I’ve never really understood how to choose the right watermelon.

Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!

If it walks like duck and talks like a duck…it’s a Nazi. And as a writer, I feel it’s my duty to point it out.

When the third Becky movie coming? I’m feeling very wrathful and could really use that nazi killing energy.

It’s officially spritz weather.

Just saw a commercial in which Taco Bell referred to itself as a “taco place”…I guess that’s technically correct?

Trying to become TikTok famous as a way to sell a show (I know…). The problem is I can’t help but say “fuck ICE and fuck Trump” in all my videos so the algorithm gets confused.

As much as I would love to take credit, this was all Christian and Gina! The cast all had such fun and hilarious ideas on how to play up their own “polycule” during scenes throughout! It was so much fun!

I know the world is basically burning! FUCK ICE! But on a personal note, I just landed in ATL for after a 10+ hour flight and my 4 hour layover is in a terminal that only sells Pepsi products.

Sitting in Heathrow and I just saw a man who was the equivalent of a Picasso painting. Super hot on approach, really not once he arrived.

Well he had to take a break to replenish those electrolytes!

That’s so kind of you!! I loved this weeks episode but all the credit is to Chris Downey! He wrote this one and as one of the OG’s, he naturally killed it!! I’m so glad to hear it made you happy!

Working on set as a Production Coordinator today….miss being the writer on set. I hate moving my own things.

Sometimes it feels like a new part of my body decides to malfunction depending on day of the week.

Not sure how it happened but, People News has become my favorite news source. Today’s email blast: Massive Brawl Erupts Among Carnival Cruise Passengers, Landing 24 People on ‘Do Not Sail’ List

OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER

It’s a friend from out of town so I have to go! But man, didn’t know people even ate that late!

It’s blasphemy!

My friend invited me to dinner tonight at 9PM! Who am I, a 22 year old??

This movie is so good!! And the music is amazing!

I actually think I’d prefer if Wilson Fisk were president.

April 17th! Mark your calendars. #LeverageRedemption is BACK! Our biggest, wildest season yet! Only on @AmazonPrime

a woman says i have a lot of nemesises i just don t have time to nemesis them all back ALT: a woman says i have a lot of nemesises i just don t have time to nemesis them all back

It’s Leverage: Redemption Day!!!!

Watching ep 2 of The Studio gave me intense anxiety. But that PAs hat was spot on.

Birthday week is over. Guess I should eat a vegetable.

Everyone should be watching The Pitt. That is all.