Meggers

I'm 35, 4 months pp and dressed in a slutty nun outfit at 12:30am on a Thursday night for a midnight album release. I feel good about my choices.

I got to do something really cool this past weekend, and I cannot wait to see the finished result!

What did I want to perform? Every first grader's favorite jam, All Souls Night by Loreena Mckennit!

Midnight flashback to first grade, where our teacher Ms Donahue wanted us to feel empowered and be outgoing, and told us if we ever had a idea to share or a song to sing, we could get up in front of the class and do it. And I took this as an invitation for elementary open mic.

Post looking for support on breastfeeding subreddits. Immediately get messages from perverts offering to "help," if I can send a picture of my boobs.

Never change internet!

Hubs and I are sleeping in shifts right now. So, alone, sitting up in the dark with just the baby.

And he keeps trying to make us watch Hereditary before bed.

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Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit

Awake at 2am with the baby and also with 3 lines from a Mumford and Sons song. It was a hard night 😂

Like, get you a girl that can do... all of whatever any of this is 😅

I like that my Instagram is basically a collage of the bizarre moments spread across an otherwise mundane existance.

Right! Like, share your opinion all you want, it might even be interesting. But the second you show up assuming I was waiting for you, I am turning the sound off.

I unfollow every plain white dude who starts a post with, "I know people have been waiting to hear my take on..."

No. No, Ren Faire boy, no one has been waiting. Your take is not hotly anticipated. Shhhhh.

I think I got that norovirus thing. I haven't been sick since 2018, so this is honestly bull shit.

Drama has to be manufactured or people won't be invested! Or at least that's what the networks think. See the same kind of thing in basketball. Gotta have some kind of narrative that makes people mad so they hate watch another team.

Have you noticed yet that he seems to enjoy anything in particular? I can't wait to find out what mine likes and what she is wrong about.

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Chris described trying to get the baby to stop screaming as solving a cenobite box and I feel like after the last two days, I'd take the cenobite.

We're just waiting for her neck to appear so she can get a sick neck tattoo

Up here doing our best. The bar is not high though.

This makes sense! Among any pioe of Christmas gifts, one should be ready to eat you.

Yeah! I miss seeing what my friends post instead of just seeing ads all the time!