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YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

View of the sea from the abandoned bathhouse.

The last time I got out my Wii U I had to blow a layer of dust off it

Just saw one of the hottest guys ever… while waiting in a line at sheetz

You never know where you’ll spot the sexy ones…

I find myself migrating to increasingly more obscure websites in a seemingly futile attempt to avoid corporate social media which exists to sell me outrage

SHE LOVES OIL

Happy twenty seventh!

a large black and white animal with a long nose is standing on a wooden floor . ALT: a large black and white animal with a long nose is standing on a wooden floor .

Such tongued creatures

Humans seem to have an innate love for small carnivorous devils (dogs and cats)

Cats will bring a bird corpse home and be like “am I your favorite little killer 🥺 “

The squeakiest door in existence could be repeatedly opened and closed right next to my mother and she would be completely deaf to it. It’s like the frequency of “door squeak” does not register to her

Maybe? Probably. It seems pretty effective

I feel like I’ve seen this font before. Maybe in some sort of pixelated old-timey newspaper

Trobbio is an icon and I need more of him in my life

Team Cherry needs to make a plushie of him or something

HUH? Why did it take me 9 full DAYS to realize that Gorillaz released a new song, and that they collaborated with Sparks???

I had never even considered this collab to be a possibility but omg it’s everything I’ve ever wanted 😩

He’s a beauty

I’ve tried reading Lord of the Rings several times at this point, but it’s such a monumental task that it inevitably tires me out.

I’ve liked the first 1/5th of it that I’ve been able to get through xd

Sorry for the abundance of political posts. The last week or so has been rather crazy!

I will return to more wholesome posts shortly

Speaking about Trump and God with the same degree of reverence is hilarious. I’m not Christian, so correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t there a clause about false idols?

I don’t think she’s being singled out. All Dems who voted yes should be questioned as to why

Artwork by @pigsbliss on twitter its a very unusual art piece of FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from the tv show the X files xfiles it features both agents standing at someone's doorway she is holding her fbi badge and he has his hands in his pockets their eyes are unusually placed its amazing art

little sherma

I know things in my life are shitty when I seriously consider doing drugs

Hmm, what’s more fragile than a snowflake? A bubble maybe?

Yes. Conservatives are like delicate little bubbles, so easily shattered under the stress of a gentle breeze

Ezra Klein chalking up racism to disagreements feels incredibly emblematic of why we’re here in this position at this moment in time

Every day I learn about more people whom suck ass

Could people stop sucking ass, please?

Only a dumbass would believe this. You are a dumbass

Just trying to make some predictions for the future