TheMightyFool

what did you eat. open. open!

“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.

Plessy v. Ferguson for trans people

The repression of trans people is not, by and large, a grassroots outpouring of hatred from the American people. It's something that's been carefully planted and tended over years by a handful of media people and their pet reporters.

increasingly obvious that congressional dems have seized on the "distraction" thing because it provides them with an excuse for doing nothing about any concrete issue and instead complaining about some general principle that they think plays well in focus groups

The most commonly-cited "moderate" positions here are 1) requiring all female athletes from kindergarten through college be subjected to sex testing and 2) replace the best medical judgment of your family pediatrician with Bill Maher's opening monologue

Gen Z Are Not Watching The Dana Carvey: Critic’s Choice Standup Special On Comedy Central Every Afternoon For Four Straight Summers. Here’s Why That’s A Problem.

once again my full throated support and endorsement for any democrat who pursues criminal legal accountability for the DOGE boys. and i’d be fine with shipping these guys to the Hague

enormously overweight sultan perfumed and pale festooned with jewels giggling and clapping his babyish hands together in delight as Steam informs him it has finished installing Panzer Front: Final Blitzkrieg: Gold

A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

Games Media:

video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group

Polygon was one of my most visited websites, would check it every single day to keep up with coverage of my favorite hobby. So glad worthless executives with no vision for anything but their own empty fucking souls ratfucked all the good people there.

The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.

It's just unfathomable to me how one so mutilates their soul that that they feel justified to treat another human being this way.

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

YouTube video by Brendan and Cory Difficulty Man Discovers A Lost Civilization

DIFFICULTY MAN DISCOVERS A LOST CIVILIZATION

New from me and @corysnearowski.bsky.social

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These people are so scared of seeing a trans person on tv that they invented this worldview to scare people so they don’t feel bad about themselves.

yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

As has been so visibly apparent for a decade, these people are just wild eyed incompetent psychos who are also from another dimension.

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

[David Attenborough watching me trying to chase down an ice cream truck in my flip flops] Astounding.

Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself —

I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.

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the only real discrimination period, for these folks, is against hard-right conservative christians, whose religious beliefs give them a kind of super-citizenship that allows them to either discriminate, opt out of common obligations or dictate to others

Chick-fil-A ass literature.

You guys know what to do.