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A screen grab from Twitter with the SecDef saying that operation names like MIDNIGHT HAMMER, ROUGH RIDER, and SOUTHERN SPEAR show that the Trump Administration means business.

A screen grab from Twitter with the SecDef saying that operation names like MIDNIGHT HAMMER, ROUGH RIDER, and SOUTHERN SPEAR show that the Trump Administration means business.

A little under 20 years ago, I was telling @greatestape.bsky.social that the US Naval Academy's first year ends w/ a bunch of bare chested muscular young men climbing a greased up obelisk, and he said, "The question isn't why the US military forbids gay people, it's why they allow straight people."

16.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bariโ€™s key insight as an entrepreneur is that there is a bottomless demand for rich people to have their existing opinions sold back to them as forbidden knowledge

22.07.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6405    ๐Ÿ” 1204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer vacations.

Not wrong

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/06/cana...

21.06.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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โ€œThereโ€™s a guy named Furphy.โ€

17.06.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1011    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

If you are wondering how much a personโ€™s life is worth to the city, itโ€™s apparently less than 18 parking spots.

14.06.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Your mayor at the Disneyworld parade in front of the peter pan rainbow float wearing his Friend of Garak rainbow shirt

Your mayor at the Disneyworld parade in front of the peter pan rainbow float wearing his Friend of Garak rainbow shirt

Double rainbow for Pride!

07.06.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh. What a shitty take.

07.06.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like

Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

06.06.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17045    ๐Ÿ” 2410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 214    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99
Worf, in full uniform, sits in a room on the Enterprise. He's holding his hand to his mouth like a hushed gasp as if he's watching some trash bravo reality show during one of those scenes where human adults act like children throwing tantrums because someone said some bullshit about someone else. Whatever he's looking at he's looking at it with great Klingony interest.

Worf, in full uniform, sits in a room on the Enterprise. He's holding his hand to his mouth like a hushed gasp as if he's watching some trash bravo reality show during one of those scenes where human adults act like children throwing tantrums because someone said some bullshit about someone else. Whatever he's looking at he's looking at it with great Klingony interest.

08.05.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 889    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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my favorite podcast talked cow tools this week, so I made this little clip. it's fun to hear people newly exposed to cow tools processing it in real time

08.05.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
CHAPTER FIVE
RESISTANCE
To preserve the values of the civilized world, it is necessary to set fire to a library. To blow up a mosque. To incinerate olive trees. To dress up in the lingerie of women who fled and then take pictures. To level universities. To loot jewelry, art, banks, food. To arrest children for picking vegetables. To shoot children for throwing stones. To parade the captured in their underwear. To break a man's teeth and shove a toilet brush in his mouth. To let combat dogs loose on a man with Down syndrome and then leave him to die. Otherwise, the uncivilized world might win.

CHAPTER FIVE RESISTANCE To preserve the values of the civilized world, it is necessary to set fire to a library. To blow up a mosque. To incinerate olive trees. To dress up in the lingerie of women who fled and then take pictures. To level universities. To loot jewelry, art, banks, food. To arrest children for picking vegetables. To shoot children for throwing stones. To parade the captured in their underwear. To break a man's teeth and shove a toilet brush in his mouth. To let combat dogs loose on a man with Down syndrome and then leave him to die. Otherwise, the uncivilized world might win.

โ€œTo preserve the values of the civilized world, it is necessary to set fire to a library. To blow up a mosque. To incinerate olive trees. โ€ฆโ€

06.05.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make it so!

04.05.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw your posts in my rss feed! I wish there was an inline like button or something. I always love seeing your photography. Itโ€™s too bad itโ€™s like a ten step process to get to the screen where I can click the heart.

03.05.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m feeling pretty good now that Iโ€™ve met Lancelot. Thank you!

27.04.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.02.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1968    ๐Ÿ” 507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

"There's still good in the world, Mr Frodo."

20.02.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shopify lays off team supporting Black, Indigenous and women entrepreneurs - The Logic The layoffs coincided with the closure of major diversity initiatives at Shopify, sources said, with major partners ghosted and Slack communities left abandoned

SCOOP: Shopify has laid off the team responsible for its social impact initiatives, including programs to support Black, Indigenous, and women entrepreneurs.

Story by @aimlo.bsky.social.

thelogic.co/news/exclusi...

19.02.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

I think what people are reacting to is LLMs+Capitalism, and I think I get why that combo might feel like facing down the business end of a woodchipper.

13.02.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œโ€˜When we kick off a merchant, weโ€™re asserting our own moral code as the superior one,โ€™ Mr. Lutke wrote. โ€˜But who gets to define that moral code? Where would it begin and end?โ€™โ€

Iโ€™m not sure what bothers me more about Lutkeโ€™s statement: Its willful ignorance or its brute cowardice.

10.02.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Itโ€™s me in crazy ass alien makeup with a lower third reading โ€œDavid Hoyle, Jrโ€

Itโ€™s me in crazy ass alien makeup with a lower third reading โ€œDavid Hoyle, Jrโ€

Thursday on @dropouttv.bsky.social

11.02.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1676    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021:

โ€œthe only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyardโ€

tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021: โ€œthe only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyardโ€

happy super bowl to all

09.02.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9955    ๐Ÿ” 2221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
The windows 95 info screen saying "Have More Fun
Don't argue with joyless nerds online. Make lunch dates with friends 
or invite them over to watch Eurovision clips. Go to your local library 
and pick a movie you've never heard of to take home.

There's so much beauty and wonder and only so much of it can be 
found online. 

You've got this."

The windows 95 info screen saying "Have More Fun Don't argue with joyless nerds online. Make lunch dates with friends or invite them over to watch Eurovision clips. Go to your local library and pick a movie you've never heard of to take home. There's so much beauty and wonder and only so much of it can be found online. You've got this."

08.02.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know a lot of Ontarians haven't needed to go to a hospital in the last few years, but it's bad, and this should have electoral consequences.

07.02.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 261    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office Continually declare, โ€œMy allergies are so bad today,โ€ so itโ€™s easily heard by everyone working in silence in a 30-foot radius. That way, no one wil...

"Stand on your elevating desk, push the 'up' button, and slowly rise as you deliver your manifestoโ€”a prophet in an Ann Taylor blouse."

03.02.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s our patriotic duty to drink rye whisky now.

02.02.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Likewise, if my email doesn't contain more exclamation marks than sentences, everyone will think I hate them

30.01.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doug Ford gets second hat to clarify that he is still for sale QUEEN'S PARK โ€“ Soon after debuting his โ€œCanada Is Not For Saleโ€ hat, Ontario Premier Doug Ford was spotted wearing a second hat to clarify that he is still very much for sale.

Doug Ford gets second hat to clarify that he is still for sale

26.01.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 588    ๐Ÿ” 140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I actually sent some money to your gofundme earlier today. I hope you get all the support you need.

14.01.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't stay at the racist, right-wing hotel chain, travelling friends!

13.01.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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