ZUWIE LEFOU! 𓁹‿𓁹🃏🍿👹🌈🥜🌞⚰️🏭

Rejoice for this jawesome news!

I love giving out too much medical information online.... Soon you will have enough info to be able to clone me in your evil secret government science lair. That was the plan all along. Anyways Dr was very nice, said its the first person shes ever seen with diplacusis... IM #1 SOMEWHERE!! IM #1!!!!

No more ear posts after this guys I promise. Thank you for joining me in Ear Land & for all ur kind words! I always deal w diplacusis/tinnitus in my right ear, but it's normally so slight that it doesn't affect me just going abt my business. I just exercised wrong/wore a kn95 wrong/clenched too much

Last ear update.... No one wants to hear abt my ear. Just kidding you LOVE hearing about my ear. Anyways. I FUCKED MY JAW UP I have tmj but I injured it further; I always deal w mild tinnitus but I exasperated it. I love violating my hippa online. Anyways it's healing but IM JUST LIKE JACOB MARLEY👻🔥

THANK U SO MUCH!!!!!!! This is incredibly kind & I appreciate it w all my heart -- yes the appt went great, they were so sweet & also it turns out I fucked up my jaw by doing 3 stupid things LMFAO, but it will heal!!!! It already is. Thank u as always& I , hope u are keeping well as well!!!! :^)

I LOVE YOU GUYS thank you so much, we need to catchup sometime!! PLS YELL AT ME! I say this to all my closest friends & yet Im always so bad at actually making the call. Anyways I HAD THAT ISSUE A LONG TIME AGO TOO!!! So happy to hear u are feeling better now!!! I injured my jaw but its healing :,^)

The awesome count crackula. THANK U FOR THE WELL WISHES <3 The appt went great, ur luck was very much applied!!! :,^) <33 It turns out I fucked up my jaw somehow due to like 3 different things happening at once Lol but its healing. Thanku for all ur kind words; ocs are great & I LOVE THIS CAT TOO!<3

THANK U JOSH <3 :,^) I am so obsessed with your fucking bunny I LOVE HIM SO MUCH........ so resentful.... So royal..... I need to paint him a portrait in the style of henry the 8th

No Resistance Without People
Vidha Saumya, 2024
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Ive had a lot going on in my personal life lately & this is making me feel trapped in my own head (literally), I cant even listen to music to calm down because the world sounds completely different in each ear. Sorry to panic post, it's just been a lot emotionally & Im seeing a dr again tomorrow

Sorry for this guys but if anyone could send some good vibes it would be rlly appreciated, I dont know whats causing my hearing issues & Im afraid its not just an ear infection but something worse/semi-perm from TMJ. Its affecting my everyday life and is pretty frightening via diplacusis & pressure

THANK U MY FRIEND These are wonderful & I rlly appreciate it w all my heart!!!!! :,^)

they say demonic possession isn't a real thing but how else do people wake up one day and go "i wanna do a startup company"

I used to use NOCD when I was deep in the throws for OCD treatment but this isn't ocd-related. Will most likely delete this later, but then again, idk. Thanks in advance

Apologies for posting smth like this but does anyone know of any good virtual therapy websites that arent betterhelp? I have never used betterhelp but Ive heard some not great things. Im in need of seeing a therapist for some personal stuff but dont know whats virtually legit or not. Thx :^(

Jk realistically Id become her apprentice. But Id ask to be paid in birthday cake/blueberry timbits

Not to Hansel & Gretel post again but if the Witch promised me unlimited birthday cake/blueberry timbits for life I'd be so dead so fast

(Looks both ways) Here..... On the house..... (tenderly closes it into your hands)...... It'll cost you an arm & a leg later (perhaps literally)....

IT WAS OVER 16 QUARTS OF COOKIE DOUGH ARE YOU SURE?????

Remember how I said I love lying..... Well the aliens are back. MY EAR IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!!!!!! And at this point my bluesky account has turned into an Ear Update account. The town crier (for my ear). The town earer.

TUBI HORROR!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 Enjoy ur Tubi horrorthon!!!

OK IM 2 DAYS LATE TO REPLYING BUT NOOO YOURE SO RIGHT. Music is my destresser too & so not being able to listen to anything was Literal Hell. I used to be in the music/gig scene when I was in high school too & so diplacusis scared the shit outta me the 1st time I went thru it. ITS GNARLY!!!!!

YouTube video by Rage green alien cat says yaer aegh erya

MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!! And Yes. Yes. This is a painfully accurate assessment because everything during diplacusis (in my personal experience at least) sounds exactly like this video: youtu.be/s1iBYOEnKhM?...

I was gonna write more but I think leaving you hanging is funnier. DO you know what that means?? DO you??

MY EAR IS BACK TO NORMAL. You know what that means..........

OH MY GOD U ARE THE FIRST PERSON I KNOW WHO HAS ALSO DEALT W/ THIS. ITS SO FUCKING EVIL RIGHT??? Ive had it 3 times in my lifetime; this is the 3rd. The first time I ever had it I was playing Animal Crossing NL, & the theme sounded horrific. That's what lead me to the Drs the 1st time LOL!!!!

Guys if you ever get an ear infection again in ur lifetime (which, not wishing it on you, but there's a 99.9% chance it will happen at least twice) please try and watch a horror movie with diplacusis. It will add to the experience. I just watched Tin & Tina and it was like experiencing it in 4D

Now theyre trying to (give me antibiotics) exorcise me.... IT WONT WORK (I cant wait for them to work)!!!!!! AND NOW I NEED TO CHEW (some bubblegum to unpop my ears) ON VIRGIN BONES & DRINK BLOOD! YES! YES! 🔥🔥🔥🔥👹

Yes. Yes. It's that time of the year, everyone.... When my right ear begins to hear things in tritone... and all music sounds like it's being played by a broken piano in an abandoned house.... Yes... demons..... Speak to me.... I AM (experiencing diplacusis from an ear infection) THE KING OF HELL! 👹