ZUWIE LEFOU! 𓁹‿𓁹🃏🍿👹🌈🥜🌞⚰️🏭

A screencap of a google doc. It reads: "We're sorry. You can't access this item because it is in violation of our Terms of Service."

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👉 takeout.google.com/manage

I did this last night, and literally this morning a friend who writes fic has had her whole account restricted, and when I try to access writing that I've edited/collaborated on, this is what I get:

Wait HE DOES WHAT!??!??!?!!

OMG YES!!!!!! AND THANK U SO MUCH MY FRIEND THAT IS TOO SWEET I love ur style too. LETS FUCKING GOOO

HELPPPPPPPP

Shes so fucking camp She could literally hold a Sharpie highlighter between her fingers and Id yell CAMP at her

Two characters illustrated on a light purple background, both drawn in a dark purple -- almost black. Both characters are from the podcast KILLJAM XXX. On the left is Anna Konda, a tall, fat anthropomorphic snake woman. She is dressed in campy furs and holds a long cigarette between her fingers. She is imposing onto the other character (Faustina), with an outstretched, accusatory finger pointing into her face. Furious and snarling with bared, snarp fangs, her text bubbles read: "Don't you EVER expect me to return to that world. I'd sooner go to HELL itself." Faustina, the other character on the right, is a short, stocky humanoid woman (who's typically all blue, with purple hair -- only this illustration is in b&w). She has heart-shaped buns and bubbly bangs, a sports bra, wrestling gloves, shorts, choker, and a jacket tied around her waist. She leans back, but instead of looking intimidated, she looks offended -- her pointy, button nose crinkled as she stares right back into the eyes of Anna. Her hands are curled in a 'taken-aback' way. It looks as if she's about to retort in anger.

I LOVE YOU ANNA KONDA I LOVE SNILF WOMEN AND I LOVE @killjamxxx.bsky.social (my last words before getting choked to death by a big beautiful boa constrictor)

A DOODLE THAT GOT CARRIED AWAY. Guys I love killjam
🐍💎🚬
#zuartnation #audiodrama #podcast #illustration #digitalart #art

There's been a dracula statue in a cage next to my house the entire time I've lived here

A treat lies on tumblr for this week's episode....... Who else viscerally hates the song Call Me Al by Paul Simon 😁🦾💥🩸

(Also the cutest titular chara gets introed...... Mall Ninja was me in middle school, only I was emo)
#killjamxxx #zudoesvastuffz #audiodrama

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a person is kneeling down on the floor in a room . ALT: a person is kneeling down on the floor in a room .

NEW FAUSTINA ART SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS SO KAYUTTEEEEEEEEE

HEY CUTIES!! Only a few hours left until episode 12!

But Killjam is even more fun to listen to with other Fetamites!

Did you know the Podcast Book Club hosts a listening party with a live chat every week?

You can meet the Killjam creators and VAs there too!

discord.gg/EyQknhJ5

-Faustina, xx 💙

Haha Im getting ahead of myself. But Ill have you know I have several boxes of ferrero rochers lined up for the next person in the ice cream industry who makes a decision that displeases me #zuwiemuzing

UPDATE: "Mermaid" is awesome, it tastes exactly like those spongebob icecreamtruck icecreams. The ones where they REPLACED the GUMBALL EYES with CHOCOLATE BALL EYES. Who made that decision. How would they like it if I replaced THEIR OWN eyes with ferrero rochers!!!!??!?? 😀 #zuwiemuzing

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINING POST I SWEAR. I SWEAR I JUST GOT WHIPLASH IN A POSITIVE WAY. AND THEN SHE JUST WALKED AWAY. I DIDNT EVEN GET TO ANSWER

I JUST GOT RAPIDFIRE QUESTIONED AT THE COFFEESHOP BY A WOMAN WHO WENT, "Are you a clown??! Are you a performer?!! Do you work at a school?! ARE YOU *IN* HIGHSCHOOL!? Are you a clown- DO YOU HAVE ACORNS ON YOUR PANTS??!" (THEYRE CANDYCORN LOL) IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS #zuwiemuzing

NOOOOOO Well at least the stuffy saves u guys. I manifest no more mouth chewing.... NO MORE MOUTH CHEWING!!!! NO HURT!!!

I need to pee

Morning Q&A.... What are YOUR nervous habits?!??! I once heard someone drank half a large box of canned seltzers in less than 1hr 30 minutes. Thats four pounds of seltzer!!!! Incredible! I wonder who that marvelous person could be #zuwiemuzing

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

WHAT LUNGS

MORE KONDA bc she's MY Killjam Queen (sorry Faustina). Oh Trin... Hanging w/ this snilf (snakemilf) for 1000 hrs of the day, for 'science'.... I WANT THE LIFE U HAVE. KONDAPOSTING ON MAIN

Fun times continued at the pier! And by "fun" I mean PIER-ing into the eyes of Death (what's new)!
#audiodrama

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER (IM RESHARING THIS A WK LATE). Past-me had lots 2 say abt this ep on Tumblr (all good things....) My scaley queen Anna Konda is finally released into the wild.... like a beautiful campy snake being let loose in a zoo.... The post speaks for itself ⬇️
#zudoesvastuffz #audiodrama

Early 2000s magical-potion-making YouTube wouldve shit their pants at this

This is by far the worst one Jan.... its like Grape but Not Really..... 'Mermaid' flavor was frighteningly similar to those spongebob icecream bars u can get from the ice cream truck.... SPONGEBOB.... MERMAID... NAUTICAL..... SHOCKINGLY ON THEME.....

I USED TO ALSO HATE PUMPKIN PIE ........ AND THEN.... AND THEN..... SOMETHING CHANGED...... Its like becoming a werewolf.... Only instead of impulsively howling at the moon I am plagued with an intense urge to eat a Thin Mint

A Tumblr text post (from me because I am insane & computer illiterate) in which reads: "Its nonbinary day AND bastille day today..... Oh how the power courses thru my veins..... Its currently lightning outside..... Im doing that I AM CAUSING THAT..... Im causing that lightning with my POWERS..... [HASHTAGS READ]: #I shouldve played animal crossing today to get yet another 100000 phrygian caps - #I need to nuke and restart my island - #Maybe Ill do that with my lightning powers"

Also I couldn't not mention how nonbinary day & bastille day were on the same day a couple days ago. (Take a shot every time I say 'day'. Day day day day day. Now you have alcohol poisoning toDAY. Take another shot)

💙🤍❤️🍴💛🤍💜🖤

#zuwiemuzing

Back from an unplanned break. Visited 4 cemeteries in 1 day (peaceful)⚰️👍Learnt I dont hate mint chocochip flavored things as much as I once thought (unpeaceful & quite jarring in fact, worldview shattered). Google search: I believe Ive been processed by a spirit who likes mint chocochip
#zuwiemuzing

Forgive me for being so late to resharing this I need to be put in the stocks

I never did get to go to my 7th grade classtrip to Medieval Times.... but this episode has remedied that... HUZZAH!!

ONE OF MY FAV EPS. I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE. What the fuck does that mean Zuwie??! You tell me (after you listen)!! Or be sent to YE OLD STOCKS!!!!! 🏰🥨
#zudoesvastuffz #audiodrama

YouTube video by Best Of TikTok oh you thought this was a rabbit?

Yeah
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