Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

a zoomed in photo of my black and white rabbit named mr kips flopped over completely on his side taking a big ol nap

i present: the sleepiest bunny ever photographed

Damn, we still really dont have any messaging feature on here. Its been a year! I want the hellthread back.

Cutie!!!!

Hiiii I return to the girl website! Trump supporters kys respectfully <3

Overheard

Meme that's currently circulating certain internet circles.

CW // Mentions of adult content, Mentions of murder, Mentions of narcotics

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7g...

Being a night owl with anxiety in a house with light sleepers forces you to learn strange bits of information.

Like what I've dubbed "Stair Code™"

I.e. which stairs creek loud enough to wake someone.

The stair code for my current lodging is: 4-6-7-10

Bluesky new follow notification "FIT NAKED GIRLS"

The bots are getting more on the nose with their names

Feel like I'm 16 again vaping around the back of the sports hall.

Follow me I look like this

At a gymnastics competition to support my sister. It's at a school.

Time to dust off my secondary school instincts and find somewhere sneaky to vape.

Omg you too!!!

Yeah there are so many of them, I'm being overwhelmed by it!

Showing 4 follows, all of which are 18+ porn bots.

There are so fucking many of these porn bots all of a sudden!!

I care <3

🦇✨Thank you for the 40 Followers >w< you guys are so kind for following my content!✨🦇
Have some doodles ❤️

Little clip of me getting SPOOKED by an ass in a horror game lolol

youtu.be/t8BzbiIqCsQ

Guess who finally got PNGtuber art??? Aaaaaaa

By the lovely t.me/lunariumn 💙

You can see this buppy in action over at twitch.tv/microchelle :)

CW: Low effort posts

Anime style cat girl with many speech bubbles saying: "Please don't participate in no nut november" "Holding it in isn't good for your body and mental health" "Your well-being is more important than meaningless self-imposed challenges" "Don't neglect your yearning" "A satisfied mind is the key to happy life" "Take care of your own needs" "Love yourself more, not less" "Just go nuts!"

Also... Genuine medical PSA If you have a penis and balls and are of age, it's super duper important to cum atleast twice a week, it massively reduces your chances of developing prostate cancer and is just generally good for your mental health and wellbeing.

No Nut November is created by Big Cum to artificially manipulate Cum prices to keep them high and please the Cum stakeholders.

Don't fall for Big Cum's strategy, keep the Cum stocks stable!!!

I'm doing my part by being a fucking slut.

It's a corporate megatrend! Open your eyes sheeple!

What the fuck?! The NHS are trying to ban puberty blockers for trans kids?

whatthetrans.com/puberty-bloc...

This is not ok? Spread the word!

Oh girlie this could not be more true, I managed to coax a guy into inviting me over and then proceeded to explain radio theory for 2 hours before he railed me. Best sex of my life.

being wrapped in shiny paper and placed gently under a tree would fix me

I feel that so hard... The "EEEEE Gland" in my brain starts working overtime.

Women: If you support Donald Trump, MAGA, Joe Rogan, forced birth, genocide & billionaires getting richer while kids suffer in poverty, you're not someone I want to see a movie with, eat dinner with, kiss, or put your penis inside me.

Conservative Man: Why am I being persecuted for having opinions?

Own it girlie!!!

my butt plugeth over