Patch Thompson

Ange's last win, no less!

Ruben Amorim quietly thanking his lucky stars that Ange is going to take his crown as 'manager most likely to stick with a failing approach and get sacked'.

Constitutionally speaking, the Conservative Party has completely failed its duty as the official Opposition by both electing and retaining Badenoch as leader.

Nigel Farage accuses Keir Starmer of "emboldening" anti-semites.

This Nigel Farage

Thankfully, they're a little occupied right now.

Ad in a magazine comparing the efficacy of mowers to Napoleon’s campaigns across Europe, with the mowers coming out on top

This might be my favourite historical ad

What on earth

Read AoC as AOC for a second there

Just saw the absolutely gruesome phrase “gambling influencer”, what a world we’ve made for ourselves

Just...what?

'Tommy Robinson invited to visit Israel in the wake of Manchester attacks' is the sort of thing that you read and then wonder if you might be having a stroke.

Tommy Robinson posted a neo-Nazi blog that accused me and my fellow Jews Jack Straw and Barbara Roche of conspiring to flood the UK with immigrants.

'Net Zero's most effective advocate in government is at the centre of Labour power...and Net Zero should be worried!'

And in addition

bsky.app/profile/joxl...

On the Blue Labour lanyard class obsession...

That and Frank Field's chapter on welfare. God.

Remember getting a copy of the Blue Labour book at the time and pretty much never picking it up again after reading this introduction.

So interesting that GB News is sticking with female archbishop story longer than BBC/Sky, going through her tweets live on air, starting to cancel her for being woke.

They keep talking about the Christian public taking it badly, fits with the growing US-style religious vibe of the British right?

I love this. The purest essence of Kemi - incredibly wrong, bizarrely belligerent about it, and also wrong in a way where you just go “have you considered reading anything other than your Twitter feed?”

Nooooo

There are plenty of difficult parts! None of them justify essentially ruining your child's cognitive development because you're too lazy to read them a story!

Why would you have kids if you didn't even want to read them a bedtime story? Do the bare minimum, I beg.

just parent your fucking kids oh my god!!!! no one made you have them!! be a responsible adult!

Seeing very few people sharing new Taylor Swift songs on their Instagram stories this morning. Combined with a completely overblown review on the BBC. Do a welfare check on your Swiftie friends, guys.

come sweet Galactus and fall on Earth
it's hardly now of any worth

The lord's work.

Badenoch has previously said she does not make gaffes, telling the Chopper’s Politics podcast last September: “I never have gaffes, or apologising for something that I said, [saying] ‘oh that’s not what I meant’, I never have to clarify, because I think very carefully about what I say.”

Every time Kemi Badenoch is reported to have made a hilarious gaffe, every news outlet in question should include the following just to really ram home how utterly unsuited for public office she is.

Academics need to come together with administrators to co-create a low-cost, high-impact solution. And no, it can't involve any more money.

Other than that Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?

Not sure who that reflects worse on