Sharkey 🦈

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

Ironically this is way closer to Giger's original illustrations than most actual alien designs.

Say what you will about our flesh eating flying eyeball overlords, they did at least fix that fucking fountain.

I could write an essay on this sentence alone

I mean, it may be the world's ugliest sculpture but at least it's full of face eating rodents.

Drudge Skeletons just want off the wheel of samsara

Like 90% of the shit here completely misses me and I'm so okay with that you have no idea.

Cover of King's Knight for Famicom

how about this weirdo shit

Never have I seen such a gross misunderstanding of what makes something special…

Using an AI slop trailer to usher in a “new era” for a conference that’s famous for people sharing their labors of love is like just…I can’t even think of something witty to compare it to—it’s just shit from an ass.

Get absolutely fucked.

fuckin hell, if that shit's real they're dumber than a sack of dead gophers

A text that reads "No troops on our streets! [redacted] we're riding up statewide against Trump's abuse of power. Stand united in Oregon: join a rally near you. Ready to RSVP? -RR

Oh no you did NOT just ask me to "RSVP" to a motherfuckin PROTEST

I don't care if this is bait or y'all just dumb as hell but go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

a bald man in a white shirt is smiling and looking at the camera Alt: Vin Diesel is smiling and looking at the camera

baller flavor text tho

Bender (Futurama) is carrying a sack over his shoulder while singing "I love stealin'. I love takin' things." Fry looks on, impassively.

Get fucked, universe. The madder you make me the more shoplifted turkeys end up in a food bank.

If y'all can't fix the system that makes sociopathic morons rise to the top then maybe perp walk all potential CEOs down a line of abuse survivors like drug sniffer dogs and anyone who fails gets beat to death with hammers

"Quatermass and the Tits"

Sorry, it's pavlovian at this point

Never realized we should bottle that shit and sell it apparently.

Like a quarter century ago I dumped all the red text from the new testament into a megahal and let it loose in my IRC channel but at least that shit was funny.

"How can you be deaf with ears like that" sees a lot of use around the corgi.

Screenshot from FFVII. The dialogue box reads: Cid "Shut up! Sit down in those chairs and drink your goddamn TEA!"

Anyway still waiting for a bunch of young revolutionaries to show up at the desert camp where I'm fixing my perpetually busted ass motor home.

Dr. Hans Reinhardt from The Black Hole

Note that like half the time these guys are the whole problem cus apparently my favorite genre is just scifi covers of The Tempest.

Noah from Ewok Adventure rockin a really cool cat head walking stick

Cid Highwind chewing a cigarette

N C Wyeth illustration of Nemo from Mysterious Island

Dr. Morbius from Forbidden Planet

Shout out to all the cranky old hermit fucks with a wrecked spaceship that gets roped into some bullshit when a bunch of young idiots show up. Gotta be my favorite type of dude.

love seeing women succeed in the typically male field of Lowtax speedruns

Nah, I'm def a petulant moron child, but I'm also not the CEO of a social media site making cringey ass "holds up spork" comments when asked about hosting Nazi pukes so the standard is a bit different.

I could fix her but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way hotter.

Is there any site like this that isn't being run by a petulant moron child or is that shit just mandatory.

I *think* I know who that was, actually. Someone who used to post on my forums ended up taking the job. Man, I should have taken that gig. Ended up selling my video store and went to 1up less than a year later though so it worked out.

Small world, damn.

Yooo, there's a name I've not heard in a dog's age. I wrote a lot of the snarky two sentence summaries for those arcade games. Passed on a full time gig cus I didn't want to go to Atlanta or wherever. Would have been around 2004ish I think. Crazy we almost crossed paths there.