Sharkey 🦈

First thing I did was try to chuck a bunch of junk into the courtyard of my fucked up corvette. It just drops through the floor when you take off. I mean, I get it, but bluh. Disappoint.

I'm sure they're trying out physics stuff for boats and carts and things for Light No Fire, so that's neat.

I love this game but holy hell is the garbage truck frustrating. On the other hand it's hysterical doing this with a friend or two.

a man in a camo shirt is getting out of a van with two other men standing behind him . Alt: Gif from The Burbs. Bruce Deen is wearing a camouflage bath robe while in the back of a garbage truck. He's pointing at two garbage men (Robert Picardo and Dick Miller) while explaining "You're going to pick up this mess, because you are a garbage man."

Load up a ton of scrap on the flatbed. Truck immediately falls down a hole into a cave full of hissing eggs. Scrap goes everywhere. Eggs hatch. Turn off game cus I'd rather be doing actual work.

I can't knock another free No Man's Sky update but space garbage man ain't doin it for me.

I saw! The download links are dead though. Might be able to find them elsewhere. Sorely tempted to set up a server even though it's gotta be outdated and insecure af

It was fucking Openverse! Thank You!

Yeah, but specifically the stupid sprite overlay thing though.

It was... I dunno. OV something. Anyway I think this was where the internet peaked and we should have just stopped there.

Does anyone remember what the hell 90s ass chat we were using cus we need to bring this stupid shit back

coughing baby clears if he has prep time

July 13th 1984

Getting beamed into a interstellar war on account of being really fuckin great at pottery

Day 15,188 of waiting for aliens to abduct my ass for being good at videogames

losing my religion

Yoooooo same except blue cheese

Happy being smug about never upgrading from IRC and phpBB day to those who celebrate

Macbeth: FUCK

The dog puppet from Pets dot com marketing. It looks slightly deranged and is holding a microphone

I'm no expert on superbowl ads that precede a bubble collapse but I'm picking up vibes

Two men on a couch. The younger is sitting with his elbows on his knees and his hands resting on his chin, looking bored. The older is standing with an upraised fist while shouting "Pass the goddamn ball! You fuck sucking [censored] cook! Maggot [censored] [censored] probing Pustule [censored]... [censored] rocket dungeon-fuck, fancy [censored] knuckle..." The second panel is the same scene with both looking exasperated. The younger is saying "They can't hear you dad" while the other replies "I Know!" They're wearing fucking helmets!"

This the season.

The possessed maria bit from the unused audio was a deep cut I didn't expect.

The same picture except the corgi is looking down and has his tongue stuck out like an idiot

AI lookin ass dog

A corgi splooted out on a Persian rug. He's backlit and looking at the camera with his head cocked. Some houseplants are hanging out in the background

Kid looks fake

So Much Shit. And sometimes you kick over a cow pie full of scorpions so that's fun.

Tubentino

Dreamed ppl kept looking at me funny or giggling while I walked past until I got home and looked in the mirror and there was text hovering over my head that said Lord Fagula cus someone had name tagged me like a Minecraft mob

screenshot of a tweet from may of 2017 that reads WAPO: The president shat himself. White House: The president would never shit himself. Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Every. Fucking. Day.

guess it's time to blow the jpg artifact dust off of this one

Okay that has fuck all to do with anything but yes

Did dracula invent motorcycles? Did dracula time travel so he could bring back motorcycles and give them to skeletons?

I dunno man, the guy just... does things.

"Get in boner, we're going boning."